Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(8) 16
Dark Knights				Jellybellies
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Adam Sapple 25 Andy Gravity 51 Val Lay 76		Sam Manilla 4 Telly Vision 10 Herbie Voor 15, 20, 36, 42, 47, 57, 62, 74, 80, 85 Manuel Labor 25 Robin Banks 30, 52, 68

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	23
11	Fouls	3
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer		55
2	L.Lyde		65
3	A.Sapple		77
4	A.Rudder		82
5	L.Lyde		77
6	A.Meway	(90)	44
7	V.Lay		70
8	M.Rohsopht		79
9	A.Gravity		43
10	S.Night		52
11	J.Atrics		64
12	K.Dewitt	(90)	43
13	D.Tater		0
14	W.Deer		0
15	R.Meeblind		0
16	X.Breath		0

1	O.Whackew	89
2	S.Manilla	87
3	M.Labor	84
4	B.Board	83
5	B.Dover	85
6	F.Bisceps*	88
7	S.Manilla	89
8	R.Banks	91
9	A.Meway	0
10	T.Vision	76
11	H.Voor	93
12	B.Ding	0
13	D.Geruss	0
14	A.Gator	0
15	C.Mass	0
16	V.Tire	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Sam Manilla	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
10 mins	Telly Vision	with a dink right on the goal line
15 mins	Herbie Voor	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
20 mins	Herbie Voor	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
25 mins	Adam Sapple	with a header from the penalty area
25 mins	Manuel Labor	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Robin Banks	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
36 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great solo effort
42 mins	Herbie Voor	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
47 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great chip from the left wing
51 mins	Andy Gravity	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
52 mins	Robin Banks	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
57 mins	Herbie Voor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
62 mins	Herbie Voor	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
68 mins	Robin Banks	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
74 mins	Herbie Voor	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
76 mins	Val Lay	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
80 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great chip from the left wing
85 mins	Herbie Voor	with a belter from his own half
90 mins	Adam Meway	A painful back injury

Match Report

Jellybellies couldn't have wished for a better result. That said they probably do most times they play. This was their dream come true. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 16 - 3 rout of Dark Knights.
Jellybellies manager Jelly Belly pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Jellybellies had so much possession they made The Exorcist look a vicar's tea party.
10 goals for Jellybellies's in-form target man, Herbie Voor, topped off an impressive game for his side.
After today Bruce Wayne cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Without a single booking all game, both sides should be congratulated on the shining example they set to the young people on the field of play. Puffs.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 1 4 5 formation look impressive, Dark Knights however make it look very ordinary.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager Bruce Wayne following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
Whatever they're putting in the water in the Jellybellies dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Muddy Pitch