Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(5) 12
We Play Like Girls				Adelaide Imploders
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 15618 14, 27, 55, 69 Player Name 15606 41 Player Name 15610 83		Renee Sance 8 Jacques Strap 15, 24, 44 Marcus Absent 37 Dwayne Pipes 50, 56, 68, 72, 78 Hugh deMann 83 Sam Urai 89 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
41	Possession	59
10	Shots	13
17	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 15602		63
2	P.Name 15603	(22,39)	56
3	P.Name 15606		50
4	P.Name 15607		68
5	P.Name 15611		45
6	P.Name 15616	(84)	56
7	P.Name 15615		63
8	P.Name 15613		54
9	P.Name 15614		45
10	P.Name 15610		68
11	P.Name 15618		45
12	P.Name 15612		0
13	P.Name 15604		0
14	P.Name 15601		0
15	P.Name 15617		0
16	P.Name 15609		0

1	S.Urai		80
2	R.Sance		88
3	C.Arm		57
4	W.Bago	(64)	57
5	J.Frayed	(84)	60
6	M.Absent		79
7	X.Money		74
8	H.deMann		80
9	W.Piece		46
10	J.Strap	(56)	63
11	D.Pipes		92
12	W.Melon	(84)	45
13	B.Tagg	(64)	42
14	W.Maykit		0
15	R.Ingleaves		0
16	K.Opener		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Renee Sance	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
14 mins	Player Name 15618	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
15 mins	Jacques Strap	with a great chip from the left wing
22 mins	Player Name 15603	Foul and abusive language
24 mins	Jacques Strap	with a belter from the halfway line
27 mins	Player Name 15618	with a spectacular bicycle kick
30 mins	Sam Urai	scuffed a penalty
37 mins	Marcus Absent	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
39 mins	Player Name 15603	Two-footed tackle
41 mins	Player Name 15606	from a throw in
44 mins	Jacques Strap	with a spectacular bicycle kick
50 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
55 mins	Player Name 15618	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
56 mins	Jacques Strap	Spitting
56 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
64 mins	Winnie Bago	A broken cheek bone
68 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a brave flying header
69 mins	Player Name 15618	from the dressing room
72 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from a goal kick
78 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a dink right on the goal line
83 mins	Player Name 15610	from a corner
83 mins	Hugh deMann	with a header from the penalty area
84 mins	Player Name 15616	Unsporting behaviour
84 mins	Jose Frayed	A broken cheek bone
89 mins	Sam Urai	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were always second best against a superior Adelaide Imploders side in this 12 - 6 defeat.
When Adelaide Imploders's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Player Name 15609 didn't show up for We Play Like Girls because he couldn't find his favourite pants and can't play properly without a lacy pair of knickers under his shorts.
With a performance like this, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 15602 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Adelaide Imploders's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Most of Adelaide Imploders clearly thought 4 5 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We really gambled all our eggs out there today," a relieved Brad Mehaffey told reporters after the match. "I knew though that I had a fresh pair of legs up my sleeve should I need them."
Babies with sweets should steer clear of Adelaide Imploders games for the foreseeable future on this kind of showing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Normal Pitch