Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 9
Dark Knights				ChapmanFC
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Lance Lyde 17, 84 Adam Sapple 34 Val Veeta 67		Dwayne Pipes 9, 18 (pen), 44, 52, 89 Alf Abet 27, 76 Harrison Fire 36 Carl Arm 68 (pen)

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
45	Possession	55
7	Shots	10
10	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer		46
2	B.Weiser		70
3	L.Lyde		70
4	S.Night		68
5	J.Atrics		67
6	A.Rudder		82
7	A.Sapple		68
8	L.Lyde	(90)	68
9	A.Meway		44
10	J.Credible		45
11	V.Veeta		88
12	H.Voor		0
13	H.Annsaw		0
14	K.Dewitt		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	A.Gravity		0

1	W.Piece		88
2	O.Whackew		67
3	N.Ovtime		79
4	C.Needzit		73
5	D.Druff		78
6	B.Weiser		77
7	A.Abet		90
8	L.Sirr		78
9	H.Fire		79
10	C.Arm		81
11	D.Pipes	(90)	52
12	B.Crobbery	(90)	52
13	A.Meway		0
14	R.Sance		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	A.Bomb		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a header from the penalty area
17 mins	Lance Lyde	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
18 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Alf Abet	with a spectacular bicycle kick
34 mins	Adam Sapple	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
36 mins	Harrison Fire	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
44 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a spectacular bicycle kick
50 mins	Barb Dwyer	blasted a penalty into row z
52 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	Carl Arm	scuffed a penalty
67 mins	Val Veeta	from the dressing room
68 mins	Carl Arm	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Alf Abet	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
84 mins	Lance Lyde	with a header from the penalty area
89 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from a free kick
90 mins	Lance Lyde	Spitting
90 mins	Dwayne Pipes	A broken thumb

Match Report

Dark Knights were humiliated almost every time ChapmanFC touched the ball. ChapmanFC's 9 - 4 win should be a lesson to them.
After a good session at the Quiz night the ChapmanFC performance was credit to manager michael williamson's commitment.
Moe DeLawn missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his girlfriend ran off with his dad.
With a performance like this, Dark Knights's Barb Dwyer gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Scouts were spotted watching Dark Knights's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Dwayne Pipes is out of the ChapmanFC side for 6 weeks due to a broken thumb.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Dark Knights boss Bruce Wayne. "But we didn't."
So it wasn't to be for Dark Knights after some confusion over days, they certainly left the field in a daze after this one.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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