Match Report

	(7) 15	-	(0) 0
Jellybellies				Lord Romais Arms
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Adam Meway 7, 89 Dan Geruss 13, 34, 46, 59 Telly Vision 19, 25 (pen), 40 (pen), 53 (pen), 78 (pen) Val Crow 29 (og) Robin Banks 65, 72 Sam Manilla 83

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	8
10	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew		89
2	S.Manilla	(65)	87
3	A.Abet*		89
4	B.Board		87
5	B.Dover		88
6	F.Bisceps*		89
7	S.Manilla		90
8	R.Banks		90
9	A.Meway		75
10	T.Vision	(30)	92
11	D.Geruss		92
12	B.Ding		0
13	E.Whatarmy		0
14	J.Strap		0
15	C.Mass		0
16	V.Tire		0

1	B.Arrow		62
2	V.Crow		65
3	H.deMann		76
4	A.Choke		67
5	M.Absent		69
6	S.Knot		47
7	V.Crow		46
8	S.Pitt	(52)	71
9	H.Fire		75
10	A.Birthday		60
11	H.Mungous		77
12	A.Tricity		0
13	S.Cola		0
14	M.DeLawn		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Adam Meway	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
13 mins	Dan Geruss	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
19 mins	Telly Vision	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
25 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Val Crow	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
30 mins	Telly Vision	Shirt pulling
34 mins	Dan Geruss	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
40 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Bowen Arrow	scuffed a penalty
46 mins	Dan Geruss	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
52 mins	Stu Pitt	Dangerous tackling
53 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Dan Geruss	with a belter from his own half
65 mins	Sam Manilla	High kicking
65 mins	Robin Banks	with a belter from his own half
72 mins	Robin Banks	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
78 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Sam Manilla	from a throw in
89 mins	Adam Meway	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

A magnificent display by Jellybellies saw them obliterate Lord Romais Arms 15 - 0.
nikki mowcoomber may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
The ball was at the feet of the Jellybellies players so often you wouldn't have been wrong calling them greedy.
It was such a bad match for Lord Romais Arms goalie Bowen Arrow that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Lord Romais Arms's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. Lord Romais Arms's manager nikki mowcoomber needs to go back to the transfer market.
There are less suitable formations for Lord Romais Arms's squad than 4 1 3 1 1, but nikki mowcoomber would be advised to ignore those too.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated nikki mowcoomber after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Jelly Belly in court and I want those points back."
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring Jellybellies. They were at the peak, while Lord Romais Arms struggled with their laces at base camp.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Snowy

Frozen Pitch