Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(4) 8
Lord Romais Arms				Adelaide Imploders
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Dinah Sore 23 Hugh Mungous 45 Stu Pitt 67		Jacques Strap 9, 36, 70, 87 Alec Tricity 27, 79 Dwayne Pipes 44 Sam Urai 61 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
48	Possession	52
7	Shots	9
3	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Arrow		61
2	H.deMann		75
3	S.Cola		63
4	A.Choke		69
5	S.Pitt	(90)	69
6	H.Fire		76
7	H.Mungous		77
8	O.Whackew		47
9	B.Nessround		42
10	D.Sore		84
11	A.Birthday		52
12	A.Tricity		0
13	V.Crow		0
14	M.DeLawn		0
15	S.Knot		0
16	M.Absent		0

1	S.Urai		82
2	B.Arrow		68
3	R.Sance		79
4	M.Skeeto	(57)	68
5	A.Gator		46
6	K.Opener		44
7	W.Piece	(90)	45
8	M.Absent		87
9	D.Pipes		79
10	A.Tricity		48
11	J.Strap		74
12	H.deMann		0
13	B.Tagg		0
14	X.Money	(90)	67
15	W.Maykit		0
16	W.Melon		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Jacques Strap	with a belter from the halfway line
20 mins	Sam Urai	scuffed a penalty
23 mins	Dinah Sore	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
27 mins	Alec Tricity	with a belter from his own half
36 mins	Jacques Strap	with a great chip from the left wing
44 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
45 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a spectacular bicycle kick
57 mins	Moe Skeeto	Obstruction
61 mins	Sam Urai	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Stu Pitt	with the hand of God
70 mins	Jacques Strap	from a goal kick
79 mins	Alec Tricity	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
87 mins	Jacques Strap	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
90 mins	Stu Pitt	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Warren Piece	A mild concussion

Match Report

Lord Romais Arms had little say in their 8 - 3 hammering at the hands of a vastly superior Adelaide Imploders side.
You could give Adelaide Imploders's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Walter Melon didn't show for Adelaide Imploders because he was still recovering from a near-death experience in the night. He drank so much he thought he was going to die.
With a performance like this, Lord Romais Arms's Bowen Arrow gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
It takes a good team to play the Defensive game effectively, and there was only one of those out on the pitch.
There are less suitable formations for Adelaide Imploders's squad than 5 2 3 Attacking, but Brad Mehaffey would be advised to ignore those too.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," Adelaide Imploders boss Brad Mehaffey claimed following the win.
To keep up the lame horse metaphor, Adelaide Imploders took the points at a gallop. Lord Romais Arms just looked like a lame horse.

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