Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(2) 4
We Play Like Girls				Lyskestrekk
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Stan Dup 8, 26, 43 Winnie Dipoo 18, 70 Casey Needzit 34 Bob Frapples 53, 61 Leo Tarred 79 Warren Piece 88		Stan Dup 17 Val Veeta 33, 50 Brice Tagg 87

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
60	Possession	40
16	Shots	10
6	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Ender		84
2	S.Night		75
3	L.Nover		83
4	S.Dup		90
5	W.Deer		65
6	C.Needzit		79
7	L.Tarred		77
8	S.Pitt		86
9	W.Dipoo		89
10	W.Piece	(90)	79
11	B.Frapples		87
12	B.Frapples		0
13	A.Gator		0
14	J.Nasium		0
15	B.Free		0
16	F.Bisceps		0

1	A.Gravity		66
2	B.Tagg		72
3	T.Burr		74
4	J.Frayed		73
5	M.Absent	(90)	46
6	B.Free		77
7	A.Hugnkiss		79
8	K.Cook		78
9	S.Dup	(90)	51
10	V.Veeta		88
11	W.Melon		48
12	A.Kaseltzer	(90)	59
13	A.Thetires		0
14	V.Veeta		0
15	S.Down		0
16	B.Crobbery		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Stan Dup	with a strike from the left wing
17 mins	Stan Dup	from a goal kick
18 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a strike from the left wing
26 mins	Stan Dup	from a throw in
33 mins	Val Veeta	with a belter from his own half
34 mins	Casey Needzit	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
43 mins	Stan Dup	with a belter from the halfway line
50 mins	Val Veeta	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
53 mins	Bob Frapples	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
61 mins	Bob Frapples	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
69 mins	Andy Gravity	blasted a penalty into row z
70 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a great chip from the left wing
79 mins	Leo Tarred	with the hand of God
87 mins	Brice Tagg	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
88 mins	Warren Piece	from the dressing room
90 mins	Warren Piece	Obstruction
90 mins	Stan Dup	A mild concussion
90 mins	Dinah Sore	Scrapping

Match Report

We Play Like Girls didn't even break sweat to beat Lyskestrekk by a convincing 10 - 4.
Lyskestrekk show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Lyskestrekk's Ben Crobbery didn't show for the match because his mummy had made Sunday roast early so they could all go to church later.
There must be a reason why Lyskestrekk manager Mantas Jakstas insists on continuing to play the woeful Andy Gravity in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
A disgraceful defensive performance from Lyskestrekk. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 4 1 4 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Lyskestrekk manager Mantas Jakstas told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, We Play Like Girls wouldn't have won."
On the plus side, Lyskestrekk do excel at something. Moaning. They could complain for their country and that is as close to national pride as these so-called footballers are going to get.

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Buster Jones Junior

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