Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(14) 28
slisdead				Lyskestrekk
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 16117 13, 26, 52, 79 Player Name 16116 39 Player Name 16118 66		Val Veeta 3, 24, 30, 36, 40, 43, 52, 55, 58, 64, 73, 86, 89 Amanda Hugnkiss 6 Stan Dup 9, 27, 46, 77, 84 Andy Gravity 12 (pen), 70 (pen) Player Name 16110 15 (og) Tim Burr 18, 33, 49 Player Name 16106 21 (og) Kent Cook 61 Al Kaseltzer 80

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	Diamond
38	Possession	62
10	Shots	28
13	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 16102		0
2	P.Name 16103		50
3	P.Name 16106		43
4	P.Name 16107	(51,81)	54
5	P.Name 16111		45
6	P.Name 16113		48
7	P.Name 16116		51
8	P.Name 16117		40
9	P.Name 16118	(27)	51
10	P.Name 16110		57
11	P.Name 16114		51
12	P.Name 16112		0
13	P.Name 16104		0
14	P.Name 16101		0
15	P.Name 16115		0
16	P.Name 16109		0

1	A.Gravity		89
2	B.Crobbery	(51)	45
3	T.Burr		90
4	J.Frayed		79
5	S.Pitt		48
6	A.Hugnkiss		79
7	B.Free		88
8	K.Cook		80
9	A.Kaseltzer	(64)	88
10	S.Dup		85
11	V.Veeta		84
12	L.Lyde		0
13	M.Absent	(51)	46
14	A.Thetires		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	V.Veeta		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Val Veeta	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
6 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
9 mins	Stan Dup	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
12 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Player Name 16117	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins	Player Name 16110	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
18 mins	Tim Burr	with the hand of God
21 mins	Player Name 16106	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
24 mins	Val Veeta	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
26 mins	Player Name 16117	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
27 mins	Player Name 16118	Scrapping
27 mins	Stan Dup	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
30 mins	Val Veeta	from a free kick
33 mins	Tim Burr	from a corner
36 mins	Val Veeta	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
39 mins	Player Name 16116	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
40 mins	Val Veeta	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
43 mins	Val Veeta	with a powerful header into the top corner
46 mins	Stan Dup	with a brave flying header
49 mins	Tim Burr	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
51 mins	Player Name 16107	Dangerous tackling
51 mins	Sid Down	A bruised shoulder
52 mins	Player Name 16117	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
52 mins	Val Veeta	with a thunderous shot from distance
55 mins	Val Veeta	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins	Val Veeta	with a belter from his own half
61 mins	Kent Cook	with a lovely move from the right wing
64 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Squabbling
64 mins	Val Veeta	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
66 mins	Player Name 16118	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
70 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins	Val Veeta	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
77 mins	Stan Dup	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
79 mins	Player Name 16117	with a spectacular bicycle kick
80 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a great chip from the left wing
81 mins	Player Name 16107	Fighting with fans
84 mins	Stan Dup	with a strike from the left wing
86 mins	Val Veeta	with a flick on
89 mins	Val Veeta	from the dressing room

Match Report

When a team finds themselves taking a 28 - 6 hiding something has clearly gone very, very wrong. In the case of slisdead's humbling at the fast feet of Lyskestrekk it all went wrong.
What a tactician Lyskestrekk manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Mantas Jakstas would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Player Name 16102's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
Val Veeta scored from the dressing room to take his total for the match to 13 goals.
Scouts were spotted watching slisdead's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why slisdead go out in Sweeper formation we're still looking for it.
"How we lost that I'll never know," huffed Jose Matos. "We must have had 99 per cent of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 28 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like Lyskestrekk is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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