Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(11) 21
We Play Like Girls				Splatter mania
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 14030 31 Player Name 14038 47, 62, 78		Wilma Leggrowbach 4, 43, 62, 66, 74, 79, 83 Bowen Arrow 8 (pen), 54 (pen) Bill Board 12, 16, 36, 40, 58 Val Lay 20, 24, 27, 87 Jacques Strap 32, 47, 51

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	5 2 3
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	22
9	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 14022		56
2	P.Name 14023		54
3	P.Name 14026		44
4	P.Name 14027		54
5	P.Name 14031		45
6	P.Name 14033	(90)	48
7	P.Name 14036		0
8	P.Name 14037		0
9	P.Name 14038		46
10	P.Name 14030	(90)	53
11	P.Name 14034		49
12	P.Name 14032	(90)	50
13	P.Name 14024		0
14	P.Name 14021		0
15	P.Name 14035		0
16	P.Name 14029		0

1	B.Arrow	87
2	A.Hassle	70
3	B.Free	77
4	V.Lay	81
5	K.Dewitt	68
6	U.Daway	68
7	D.Tater	48
8	J.Strap	90
9	B.Board	93
10	V.Lay	84
11	W.Leggrowbach	81
12	W.Piece	0
13	A.Sapple	0
14	K.Dewitt	0
15	T.Vision	0
16	D.Tater	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
8 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins	Bill Board	with a lovely move from the right wing
16 mins	Bill Board	with a brave flying header
20 mins	Val Lay	from a corner
24 mins	Val Lay	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
27 mins	Val Lay	with the bumcheek of God
31 mins	Player Name 14030	from a free kick
32 mins	Jacques Strap	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
36 mins	Bill Board	with a header from the penalty area
40 mins	Bill Board	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
43 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a corner
47 mins	Player Name 14038	with a great volley from 10 yards out
47 mins	Jacques Strap	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
51 mins	Jacques Strap	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
54 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Bill Board	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
62 mins	Player Name 14038	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
62 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from the dressing room
66 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with the bumcheek of God
71 mins	Bowen Arrow	scuffed a penalty
74 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with the hand of God
78 mins	Player Name 14038	with a flick on
79 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
83 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
87 mins	Val Lay	with a spectacular bicycle kick
90 mins	Player Name 14033	Head butting
90 mins	Player Name 14030	A mild concussion

Match Report

"21 - 4 to the Splatter mania" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 21 goals against We Play Like Girls with precious little reply.
leslie fletcher may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
We Play Like Girls had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 14022 couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
This was mission impossible for We Play Like Girls, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Splatter mania manager Dean Odida does. But 5 2 3 is not the best shape for them.
We Play Like Girls manager leslie fletcher told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Splatter mania wouldn't have won."
After a hammering like this We Play Like Girls's manager leslie fletcher must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Muddy Pitch