Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(11) 24
We Play Like Girls				Bacardi Rangers
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Player Name 14036 70		Nick Ovtime 4, 11, 18, 25, 41, 54, 61, 64, 78, 82 Justin Case 7 (pen), 71, 85 Bob Frapples 21 Jim Nasium 28, 34 Manuel Labor 31, 75, 88 Ben Crobbery 44, 48, 51, 58 (pen), 68

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 1 2 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	24
8	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 14022		56
2	P.Name 14023	(58)	54
3	P.Name 14026		44
4	P.Name 14027		54
5	P.Name 14031		0
6	P.Name 14033		0
7	P.Name 14036		58
8	P.Name 14037		50
9	P.Name 14038		0
10	P.Name 14030		0
11	P.Name 14034		49
12	P.Name 14032		0
13	P.Name 14024		0
14	P.Name 14021		0
15	P.Name 14035		0
16	P.Name 14029		0

1	S.Cola		88
2	B.Frapples		88
3	K.Opener		86
4	J.Nasium		88
5	M.DeLawn	(61)	65
6	X.Breath		80
7	J.King		80
8	M.Labor		81
9	B.Crobbery		93
10	J.Case		85
11	N.Ovtime		80
12	J.Frayed		0
13	F.Bisceps		0
14	A.Meway		0
15	A.Hassle		0
16	H.Fire		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Nick Ovtime	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
7 mins	Justin Case	after ref awarded a penalty
11 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
18 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
21 mins	Bob Frapples	with a powerful header into the top corner
25 mins	Nick Ovtime	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
28 mins	Jim Nasium	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
31 mins	Manuel Labor	with a powerful header into the top corner
34 mins	Jim Nasium	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
38 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
41 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a powerful header into the top corner
44 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
48 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a belter from his own half
51 mins	Ben Crobbery	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
54 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
58 mins	Player Name 14023	High kicking
58 mins	Ben Crobbery	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Moe DeLawn	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Nick Ovtime	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
64 mins	Nick Ovtime	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
68 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins	Player Name 14036	with a great chip from the left wing
71 mins	Justin Case	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
75 mins	Manuel Labor	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
78 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a thunderous shot from distance
82 mins	Nick Ovtime	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
85 mins	Justin Case	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
88 mins	Manuel Labor	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner

Match Report

Bacardi Rangers were in a different league to We Play Like Girls for the duration of this 24 - 1 hammering. If both sides carry on like this, they'll probably quite literally be in a different league soon enough.
leslie fletcher must be the organ grinder, We Play Like Girls are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Player Name 14030 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Manuel Labor might have only had three touches all game, but he made them all count bagging a hat trick for his troubles.
This was mission impossible for We Play Like Girls, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 1 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Dan Brown most of his squad are best on the bench.
"That's not the best we've played recently," offered manager leslie fletcher following his side's defeat. "We've played a lot better than that and won. We need to start doing that again."
Losing 24 - 1 has to be a low point for We Play Like Girls. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Soft Pitch