Match Report

	(6) 14	-	(2) 5
Screaming Vengeance				barcelona
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Winnie Dipoo 14, 33, 55, 64, 69, 82 Moe Skeeto 21 (pen), 27, 40 (pen), 45, 78 Harrison Fire 50 Emma Roids 73 Xavier Breath 87		Lou Sirr 16, 82 (pen) Tate Urchips 32 (pen) Jacques Strap 47, 65

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	5 4 1
65	Possession	35
14	Shots	7
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	2
5	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	R.Meeblind		82
2	M.Rohsopht		81
3	X.Breath		88
4	L.DeHand		75
5	J.Nasium	(60)	74
6	S.Manilla		76
7	E.Roids		81
8	H.Fire		80
9	X.Money		86
10	M.Skeeto		83
11	W.Dipoo		84
12	A.Gravity		0
13	A.Tricity		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	M.Absent		0
16	A.Hugnkiss		0

1	D.Tater		71
2	A.Thetires		75
3	A.Rudder	(60)	47
4	D.Buratto		65
5	D.Geruss	(44)	55
6	H.Annsaw		47
7	R.Cranium		65
8	S.Cola		57
9	L.Sirr		69
10	J.Strap		46
11	T.Urchips	(44)	73
12	C.Needzit		0
13	P.Zaria	(60)	46
14	S.Manilla		0
15	A.Rudder		0
16	C.Arm		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Winnie Dipoo	blasted a penalty into row z
14 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a brave flying header
16 mins	Lou Sirr	from a throw in
21 mins	Moe Skeeto	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a powerful header into the top corner
32 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
40 mins	Moe Skeeto	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Tate Urchips	Punching the referee
44 mins	Dan Geruss	Punching the referee
45 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
47 mins	Jacques Strap	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
50 mins	Harrison Fire	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
55 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a great solo effort
60 mins	Jim Nasium	Shirt pulling
60 mins	Abe Rudder	A mild concussion
60 mins	Winnie Dipoo	blasted a penalty into row z
64 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
65 mins	Jacques Strap	with a header from the penalty area
69 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a great volley from 10 yards out
73 mins	Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Moe Skeeto	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
82 mins	Lou Sirr	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Xavier Breath	with a brave flying header

Match Report

Screaming Vengeance dazzled with an humiliating 14 - 5 beating. barcelona looked little more than rabbits caught in headlights.
The barcelona fans were calling for the head of manager Phil Brown after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
barcelona had so little possession they could have referred Screaming Vengeance to the monopolies and mergers commission.
barcelona's keeper Dick Tater is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
It was a good night for fans of the Defensive game, especially those who'd come down to shout for Screaming Vengeance.
With more suspension than a Bentley, barcelona hard man Dan Geruss rarely sees more than the first half.
Two barcelona players were sent off for slugging it out with Butch Gravelneck.
Most of Screaming Vengeance clearly thought 5 3 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play," offered manager Phil Brown. "We can only point the finger of blame at ourselves."
If barcelona want to keep their shorts clean, maybe barcelona should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch