Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 6
Splatter mania				Bacardi Rangers
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
		Ben Crobbery 14, 48, 59 Justin Case 25 Jim Nasium 70 Moe DeLawn 80

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3
40	Possession	60
11	Shots	17
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Arrow		74
2	K.Dewitt		65
3	B.Free		68
4	U.Daway	(62)	59
5	C.Mass		59
6	D.Tater		48
7	J.Strap		64
8	D.Tater		71
9	T.Vision		45
10	B.Board		82
11	V.Lay		72
12	W.Leggrowbach		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	A.Sapple		0
15	A.Nino		0
16	H.Mungous		0

1	A.Meway		88
2	B.Frapples		87
3	F.Bisceps		85
4	K.Opener	(62)	84
5	J.Nasium		88
6	M.DeLawn		62
7	J.King		76
8	R.Sance		45
9	B.Crobbery		91
10	J.Case		84
11	N.Ovtime		79
12	M.Labor		0
13	H.Fire		0
14	S.Cola		0
15	A.Hassle		0
16	S.Pull		0


Time	Person	Description
14 mins	Ben Crobbery	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
25 mins	Justin Case	with a great solo effort
48 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a powerful header into the top corner
59 mins	Ben Crobbery	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Ulee Daway	Stealing
62 mins	Ken Opener	Indecent exposure
70 mins	Jim Nasium	with a header from the penalty area
80 mins	Moe DeLawn	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

Match Report

Cruising to a comfortable 6 - 0 victory, Bacardi Rangers always looked good for the points in this meeting with Splatter mania.
At least Dean Odida is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
There must be a reason why Splatter mania manager Dean Odida insists on continuing to play the woeful Bowen Arrow in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
Bacardi Rangers applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Splatter mania's Dean Odida experiment with the 3 5 2 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
The Bacardi Rangers players were overheard enthusing about their bosses man management skills after this win: "He gives the players a shoulder to talk to."
On the plus side, Splatter mania do excel at something. Moaning. They could complain for their country and that is as close to national pride as these so-called footballers are going to get.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Muddy Pitch