Match Report

	(11) 22	-	(3) 7
barcelona				slisdead
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Aaron Thetires 4, 16, 51, 72 Al Nino 8, 12, 39 Abe Rudder 20 (pen), 28, 32, 36, 47 (pen), 59, 64, 76, 80 Player Name 16103 24 (og) Sheeza Freak 43, 55 Tate Urchips 68, 88 Jacques Strap 84		Player Name 16118 11, 76, 87 Player Name 16117 34, 55 Player Name 16103 44 Player Name 16114 66 (pen)

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	Sweeper
61	Possession	39
22	Shots	10
6	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Tater		81
2	A.Sapple	(90)	71
3	R.Cranium		80
4	S.Freak		80
5	S.Cola		79
6	J.Strap		46
7	T.Urchips		72
8	S.Down		46
9	A.Rudder		85
10	A.Rudder		47
11	A.Thetires		83
12	S.Manilla		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	D.Buratto		0
15	C.Arm		0
16	H.Annsaw		0

1	P.Name 16102		45
2	P.Name 16103		48
3	P.Name 16106		0
4	P.Name 16107		0
5	P.Name 16111		45
6	P.Name 16113		46
7	P.Name 16116		48
8	P.Name 16117		40
9	P.Name 16118		49
10	P.Name 16110	(90)	54
11	P.Name 16114		50
12	P.Name 16112		0
13	P.Name 16104		0
14	P.Name 16101		0
15	P.Name 16115		0
16	P.Name 16109		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Aaron Thetires	from a goal kick
8 mins	Al Nino	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
11 mins	Player Name 16118	with a thunderous shot from distance
12 mins	Al Nino	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
16 mins	Aaron Thetires	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
20 mins	Abe Rudder	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Player Name 16114	blasted a penalty into row z
24 mins	Player Name 16103	with an own goal
28 mins	Abe Rudder	with a lovely move from the right wing
32 mins	Abe Rudder	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
34 mins	Player Name 16117	with a dink right on the goal line
36 mins	Abe Rudder	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
39 mins	Al Nino	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
43 mins	Sheeza Freak	with the bumcheek of God
44 mins	Player Name 16103	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
47 mins	Abe Rudder	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Aaron Thetires	from a corner
55 mins	Sheeza Freak	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
55 mins	Player Name 16117	with the hand of God
59 mins	Abe Rudder	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
64 mins	Abe Rudder	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
66 mins	Player Name 16114	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Tate Urchips	from a throw in
72 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
76 mins	Abe Rudder	from a corner
76 mins	Player Name 16118	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
80 mins	Abe Rudder	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
84 mins	Jacques Strap	with the bumcheek of God
87 mins	Player Name 16118	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
88 mins	Tate Urchips	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
90 mins	Adam Sapple	Head butting
90 mins	Player Name 16110	Indecent exposure

Match Report

Surely not even the maddest of gamblers would bet against Jose Matos's side getting relegated after their latest defeat. What they need now is a miracle.
Jose Matos must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
With a performance like this, slisdead's Player Name 16102 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
An impressive attacking display. barcelona are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
The boss is meant to shape his team, slisdead manager Jose Matos does. But Sweeper is not the best shape for them.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented defender Aaron Thetires, "We can win against anyone on this kind of form. unless someone beats us."
slisdead are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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Hard Pitch