Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(0) 0
barcelona				Screaming Vengeance
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Sam Manilla 11 (pen), 58 (pen) Al Nino 20, 29, 48 Tate Urchips 39 Abe Rudder 67

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	2 5 3
53	Possession	47
13	Shots	11
7	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	S.Manilla		74
2	A.Thetires		90
3	A.Sapple		70
4	D.Buratto		68
5	H.Annsaw	(90)	47
6	S.Freak		79
7	C.Needzit	(90)	45
8	S.Cola		78
9	A.Nino		90
10	T.Urchips		76
11	A.Rudder		85
12	L.Sirr	(90)	65
13	A.Rudder		0
14	D.Tater		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	D.Geruss		0

1	R.Meeblind	73
2	M.Rohsopht	73
3	J.Nasium	72
4	E.Roids	72
5	A.Gravity	61
6	X.Money	69
7	L.Briccant	66
8	W.Dipoo	58
9	M.Skeeto	75
10	M.Absent	78
11	F.Bisceps	75
12	E.Jewcation	0
13	X.Breath	0
14	L.Sirr	0
15	L.DeHand	0
16	A.Tricity	0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Sam Manilla	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Al Nino	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
29 mins	Al Nino	from a corner
39 mins	Tate Urchips	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
48 mins	Al Nino	with a great volley from 10 yards out
58 mins	Sam Manilla	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Abe Rudder	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
76 mins	Sam Manilla	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins	Huang Annsaw	Spitting
90 mins	Casey Needzit	A mild concussion

Match Report

A flawless display of goal-scoring prowess saw barcelona demolish Screaming Vengeance 7 - 0.
With little sign of organisation from manager Gavin Stewart, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
The only hope Screaming Vengeance have of turning goalie Robin Meeblind into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
After today Gavin Stewart cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 1 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Phil Brown most of his squad are best on the bench.
"You can't fault the commitment of the lads," claimed manager Gavin Stewart following this defeat. "It was real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it was all up at barcelona's end."
It would have been kinder all round if barcelona paid for the local vet to come and put Screaming Vengeance out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Snowy

Frozen Pitch