Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(2) 4
Lyskestrekk				barcelona
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Sam Urai 20, 42, 62, 84 Val Veeta 73		Sam Manilla 20 (pen) Tate Urchips 42, 61 Sheri Cola 80

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
52	Possession	48
8	Shots	13
7	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	E.Jewcation		85
2	S.Down		76
3	T.Burr		78
4	J.Frayed		81
5	S.Pitt		48
6	B.Free		79
7	A.Hugnkiss		84
8	A.Kaseltzer		84
9	K.Cook		74
10	S.Urai		64
11	V.Veeta	(59)	90
12	S.Dup		0
13	B.Tagg		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	S.Urai		0

1	S.Manilla		74
2	P.Zaria		46
3	A.Thetires		74
4	A.Sapple	(59)	63
5	D.Buratto		66
6	D.Geruss	(73)	50
7	S.Freak		75
8	R.Cranium		69
9	S.Cola		74
10	L.Sirr		65
11	T.Urchips	(39)	75
12	C.Needzit		0
13	H.Annsaw	(59)	47
14	D.Tater		0
15	A.Nino		0
16	C.Arm		0


Time	Person	Description
20 mins	Sam Urai	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
20 mins	Sam Manilla	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Tate Urchips	Fighting with fans
42 mins	Sam Urai	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
42 mins	Tate Urchips	from a goal kick
59 mins	Val Veeta	Interfering with an opponent
59 mins	Adam Sapple	A mild concussion
61 mins	Tate Urchips	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Sam Urai	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
73 mins	Dan Geruss	Squabbling
73 mins	Val Veeta	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
80 mins	Sheri Cola	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
84 mins	Sam Urai	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose

Match Report

Sam Urai left barcelona with a mountain to climb after scoring what turned out to the decisive goal with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose.
The team's performance is credit to the Lyskestrekk manager Mantas Jakstas and his decision to send his team Visit disco.
With Lyskestrekk missing 1 players for no apparent reason it was a miracle they took full honours.
With 4 goals to his name, Sam Urai performance was so impressive he got out of washing the kit after the match.
More defensive than OJ Simpson on court case day, Lyskestrekk's defensive game got the verdict over barcelona's attacking style.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why barcelona go out in 5 4 1 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
"You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted Mantas Jakstas following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers."
On paper you can make a case for almost anything. On the field you can count on nothing. barcelona would be wise to remember these wise words.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Soft Pitch