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MATCH REPORT
Tue, 4 Nov 2025 (Day: 44/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sun, 2 Nov 2025
 
(4) 8 - (1) 3
We Play Like Girls   Splatter mania
Division Pos:3
  Division Pos:8
 
Goal Scorers
Winnie Dipoo 14
Renee Sance 21, 46, 60
Robin Meeblind 30, 38, 53
Bart Ender 69 (pen)  
Bill Board 28
Bill Board 57
Val Lay 85  
 
Match Statistics
5 3 2Formation4 4 2 Attacking
68Possession32
21Shots5
6Fouls8
0Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
5Offsides1
PassingStyleLongball
AttackingInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionPansy
BladesBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1B.Ender87
2L.Nover82
3W.Deer75
4S.Night63
5B.Frapples44
6F.Bisceps44
7L.Tarred72
8M.Absent88
9W.Dipoo90
10R.Meeblind80
11R.Sance90
12C.Needzit0
13A.Birthday0
14J.Nasium0
15W.Piece0
16S.Pitt0
1B.Arrow74
2H.First71
3V.Lay (90)67
4H.Seek70
5H.Mungous64
6B.Board72
7C.Mass58
8T.Vision (90)45
9V.Lay60
10B.Board88
11W.Leggrowbach68
12K.Dewitt (90)56
13B.Free0
14A.Sapple0
15J.Strap0
16K.Dewitt0
 
Time   Person Description
 14 minsWinnie Dipooafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 21 minsRenee Sanceafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 28 minsBill Boardwith the hand of God
 30 minsRobin Meeblindwith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 38 minsRobin Meeblindafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 46 minsRenee Sanceafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 53 minsRobin Meeblindwith a belter from his own half
 57 minsBill Boardafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 60 minsRenee Sancewith a brave flying header
 69 minsBart Enderafter ref awarded a penalty
 85 minsVal Layafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 90 minsTelly VisionA sprained wrist
 90 minsVal LayTime wasting
 
 
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Match Report
With three points in the bag, We Play Like Girls are looking like serious promotion contenders. With so much at stake, no one's likely to be getting light-hearted about it.
abdulwahab salim, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
The ball was at the feet of the We Play Like Girls players so often you wouldn't have been wrong calling them greedy.
Splatter mania are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Bowen Arrow should be locked up.
Scouts were seen watching We Play Like Girls's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 4 2 Attacking formation look impressive, Splatter mania however make it look very ordinary.
"We were absolutely terrible," huffed Splatter mania manager Dean Odida after his team's defeat. "We didn't look capable of passing wind out there."
With this win, We Play Like Girls seem to be freewheeling at the moment. Stick with this kind of form and the season won't be an uphill struggle from them at least.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Billy Bludgeon
 
Rainy
 
Muddy Pitch
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