Match Report

	(2) 6	-	(2) 5
Lyskestrekk				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Stan Dup 31 Sam Urai 42, 73 (pen) Bjorn Free 52 Amanda Hugnkiss 63 Al Kaseltzer 83		Sam Pull 20, 79 Adam Meway 39 Moe Skeeto 69, 90

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
40	Possession	60
8	Shots	16
7	Fouls	2
0	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Jewcation		84
2	B.Tagg		75
3	J.Frayed	(61)	68
4	D.Sore		79
5	S.Down	(90)	69
6	T.Burr		65
7	B.Free		89
8	A.Hugnkiss		87
9	A.Kaseltzer		88
10	S.Urai		80
11	S.Dup		78
12	L.Lyde		0
13	S.Urai	(90)	62
14	A.Gravity		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	A.Thetires		0

1	J.Czarfunee		78
2	J.Frayed		71
3	A.Meway		81
4	A.Tricity		66
5	S.Urai		67
6	K.Dewitt		73
7	B.Free		65
8	C.Needzit		78
9	F.Furter		45
10	M.Skeeto	(90)	78
11	S.Pull		81
12	D.Pipes		0
13	V.Lay		0
14	T.Urchips		0
15	K.Opener		0
16	L.Tarred		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Stan Dup	scuffed a penalty
20 mins	Sam Pull	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
21 mins	Stan Dup	scuffed a penalty
31 mins	Stan Dup	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
39 mins	Adam Meway	with a thunderous shot from distance
42 mins	Sam Urai	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
52 mins	Bjorn Free	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
61 mins	Jose Frayed	Being drunk
63 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a belter from the halfway line
69 mins	Moe Skeeto	from the dressing room
73 mins	Sam Urai	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Sam Pull	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
83 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Moe Skeeto	Indecent exposure
90 mins	Sid Down	A broken thumb
90 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

Lyskestrekk continue their promotion challenge with a win and another three points by beating We Play Like Girls 6 - 5.
You'd have to brick up the Lyskestrekk's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
With 2 goals, Moe Skeeto was the toast of the We Play Like Girls dressing room.
With both managers sending their teams out to play in a Longball style, it would be the one who were on top of it who were always most likely to triumph.
After collecting cards like stamps this season, Lyskestrekk player Jose Frayed was sent off - but not for stamping.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 5 2 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Alex Seymour most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The boss has got us in the right mindset," said defender Sid Down, "We all want to be on the winning side and if you are, you're the winner."
If We Play Like Girls can serve up more tasty morsels like this on a plate, maybe We Play Like Girls should forget about playing football and open a restaurant instead.

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Michael McLintock

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