Match Report

	(7) 13	-	(0) 0
Super Imps				Jellybellies
Rank:18				Rank:218

Goal Scorers
9 Yurav Inalaff 785 5, 16, 35, 49, 84 10 Drew Peacock* 780 11, 23, 62, 69 10 Billy ONair 798 29, 56, 76 Ben Dover 41 (og)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	9
10	Fouls	4
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	1.Ring-Hanz 624		88
2	9.Kaholic 825	(1)	69
3	1.Delicious 821		88
4	1.Bimajik 788		88
5	9.Bull 827		90
6	9.Gleebitz 817		90
7	1.Wood 778	(1)	45
8	9.Thadunnit 821		89
9	1.ONair 798		91
10	9.Indabox* 781	(1)	57
11	9.Inalaff 785		92
12	1.Peacock* 780	(1)	93
13	8.OShea 746	(1)	75
14	1.Jars 804	(1) (65)	86
15	9.NDidi 731		0
16	1.Dover 483		0

1	O.Whackew		79
2	S.Manilla		75
3	M.Labor		0
4	B.Board		75
5	B.Dover		65
6	F.Bisceps*		0
7	S.Manilla		82
8	R.Banks	(44)	71
9	A.Meway	(30)	51
10	T.Vision		71
11	H.Voor		82
12	B.Ding		0
13	D.Geruss		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	C.Mass	(30)	84
16	V.Tire		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
5 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 785	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
11 mins	10 Drew Peacock* 780	with the hand of God
16 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 785	with a belter from his own half
23 mins	10 Drew Peacock* 780	with a dink right on the goal line
29 mins	10 Billy ONair 798	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
30 mins	Super Imps	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
30 mins	Adam Meway	A mild concussion
35 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 785	from a throw in
41 mins	Ben Dover	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
44 mins	Robin Banks	Head butting
49 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 785	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
56 mins	10 Billy ONair 798	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
60 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
62 mins	10 Drew Peacock* 780	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
65 mins	10 Hugh Jars 804	Foul and abusive language
69 mins	10 Drew Peacock* 780	with a flick on
76 mins	10 Billy ONair 798	with a brave flying header
81 mins	8 Rick OShea 746	A broken arm
84 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 785	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

Super Imps ran rings round Jellybellies for 90 minutes stopping more than occasionally to score. More than occasionally? How about 13 - 0?
Jelly Belly should pay attention to what goes on with his squad when they're not playing a game in order for him to see the results start going their way.
Total football? Super Imps might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
Like an unseen episode of The Keystone Cops, chaos reigned in the Jellybellies penalty area with Ben Dover being the unlucky player who had to watch in horror as the ball bumbled into his own net after he waved a wild leg in its direction.
Jellybellies's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. Jellybellies's manager Jelly Belly needs to go back to the transfer market.
Substitute 10 Drew Peacock* 780 was brought on to make a difference in the match but was forced to leave through injury.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Jelly Belly after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
If Jellybellies want to keep their shorts clean, maybe Jellybellies should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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