Friendlies Tue, 28 Oct 2025

	(2) 5	-	(0) 0
Super Imps				Team Name
Rank:11				Rank:18

Goal Scorers
10 Billy ONair 798 9, 51 9 Terry Bull 827 27 9 Fox Indabox* 781 66 (pen) 10 Drew Peacock* 780 90

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		4 5 1
68		Possession		32
23		Shots		5
12		Fouls		10
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		0
Passing		Style		Passing
Attacking		Instruction		Defensive
Nutter		Aggression		Normal
Moulded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 1.Ring-Hanz 624 88 2 8.OShea 746 (1) 73 3 9.NDidi 731 (1) 72 4 1.Bimajik 788 (47) 88 5 9.Bull 827 89 6 9.Gleebitz 817 79 7 1.Jars 804 87 8 9.Thadunnit 821 90 9 1.ONair 798 88 10 9.Indabox* 781 88 11 9.Inalaff 785 (1) 52 12 1.Peacock* 780 (1) 88 13 1.Oxmaul 655 (1) 88 14 1.Delicious 821 (1) 88 15 1.Wood 778 0 16 1.Dover 483 0		1 L.DeHand_10 (60) 45 2 *.Gator_10 76 3 *.Whackew_9 76 4 *.Knot_9 78 5 *.Rohsopht_10 (47) 69 6 *.Sapple_9 82 7 *.Free_18 (60) 45 8 *.Tater_10 84 9 *.Bisceps_9 81 10 *.Lear_9 82 11 *.Needzit_9 80 12 V.Tire_9 (60) 79 13 *.Mass_10 (47) 71 14 *.Maykit_10 (60) 82 15 *.Manilla_10 0 16 *.Structible_10 0

Time		Person	Description
9 mins		10 Billy ONair 798	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
27 mins		9 Terry Bull 827	with a flick on
47 mins		10 Asif Bimajik 788	Shirt pulling
47 mins		*Mike Rohsopht_10	A mild concussion
51 mins		10 Billy ONair 798	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
66 mins		9 Fox Indabox* 781	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins		9 Dan Gleebitz 817	A mild concussion
90 mins		10 Drew Peacock* 780	with a flick on

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Match Report

Team Name could do little to stop a rampant Super Imps side who finished 5 - 0 to the good after 90 minutes. The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Team Name manager The Manager is lucky to still have a job after today's effort. Super Imps saw so much of the ball in this game it's a wonder their wives didn't get jealous. Team Name's goalie Vlad Tire_9 did little to thwart Super Imps 's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap. Team Name's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water After being scythed down in the opposition box, Super Imps 's 9 Fox Indabox* 781 managed to convert the kick before being rushed to hospital with a nasty gash on the leg caused by the scythe. "I told the lads, I said to them I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish," said a clearly delighted Richard Flowers after the game. "In terms of the Richter scale this result was a force 8 gale." If Team Name keep losing they'll soon be announcing crowd changes in the programme.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Windy	Normal Pitch