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MATCH REPORT
Wed, 29 Oct 2025 (Day: 38/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Friendlies Tue, 28 Oct 2025
 
(1) 4 - (0) 0
Los Ingobernables   Nanosoft
Rank:204
  Rank:17
 
Goal Scorers
Steffen Iversen 21, 48, 73
Carol Singer 87  
 
 
Match Statistics
4 3 3 AttackingFormation3 5 2
50Possession50
13Shots13
9Fouls9
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
2Offsides3
Use WingsStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionDefensive
NormalAggressionNormal
StuddedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1A.Ketchum88
2M.Withnoname80
3S.Noble87
4W.Smithers89
5W.Vision88
6S.Perb (45)71
7J.Lyman (45)45
8L.Lettuce89
9B.Kentman (45)45
10S.Iversen91
11C.Singer (49)87
12N.Vale0
13H.Back0
14F.Fitzgerald (45)88
15G.Chieved (45)90
16D.Darko (45)88
1J.Czarfunee 58581
2D.Lect 80375
3E.Whatarmy 789 (1)75
4L.Sirr 77977
5J.Frayed 84183
6S.Down 767 (1)45
7M.Rohsopht 802 *82
8S.Down 81182
9A.Bomb 69684
10B.Frapples 74179
11B.Dover 761 * (1)45
12K.Cook0
13M.Rohsopht 796 * (1)76
14T.Vision 825 * (1)82
15V.Tire 7060
16L.DeHand 731 (1) (56)69
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsNanosoftchanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 1 minsLos Ingobernableschanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 15 minsNanosoftchanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 15 minsLos Ingobernableschanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 21 minsSteffen Iversenfrom a throw in
 45 minsNanosoftchanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 45 minsLos Ingobernableschanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 48 minsSteffen Iversenfrom the dressing room
 49 minsCarol SingerSpitting
 56 minsLen DeHand 731Annoying the referee
 73 minsSteffen Iversenafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 75 minsNanosoftchanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 75 minsLos Ingobernableschanged from Defensive to Attacking
 87 minsCarol Singerafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 
 
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Match Report
If you score more goals than your opponents, you win matches. It's obviously a bridge too far for Nanosoft who were lucky to only lose 4 - 0 against Los Ingobernables.
It's not just weights Nanosoft needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Corners practice.
Even if there was two balls on the pitch, Nanosoft couldn't spoil Los Ingobernables keeper Ash Ketchum's clean sheet performance.
Nanosoft's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
There are less suitable formations for Los Ingobernables's squad than 4 3 3 Attacking, but G B would be advised to ignore those too.
"We've got a great bunch of lads at the club," explained manager G B. "They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places."
The one thing you can say in Nanosoft's favour is they're not bad losers. From where we were sitting they looked pretty good at it.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Lewis Lummox
 
Windy
 
Muddy Pitch
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