Match Report

	(10) 20	-	(0) 0
CSI-Westgate on Sea				We Play Like Girls

Goal Scorers
Cote de Pabo* 3, 16, 21, 30, 35, 40, 58, 67, 89 Kim Delany 7, 45, 76 Lauran Holly 12, 25, 54 Jorga Fox* 49, 80, 84 Louise Lombard 62 Eva La Rue 71

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 5 2
69	Possession	31
21	Shots	8
12	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		87
3	L.Le Smith***	(1)	88
4	S.Milos		85
5	E.Harnois		89
6	E.La Rue		88
7	L.Lombard		75
8	K.Delany	(46)	90
9	J.Fox***		91
10	M.Hartigay	(1)	54
11	C.de Pabo***		93
12	S.Alexander	(1)	87
13	E.Proctor	(1)	89
14	L.Vassey		0
15	L.Holly	(1)	90
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0

1	A.Choke	78
2	W.Deer	73
3	H.First	74
4	L.Tarred	70
5	R.Meeblind	70
6	W.Dipoo	66
7	S.Urai	64
8	K.Dewitt	57
9	B.Frapples	60
10	B.Cherry	81
11	A.Gravity	78
12	S.Night	0
13	M.Rohsopht	0
14	C.Needzit	0
15	V.Crow	0
16	P.Pantz	0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Westgate on Sea	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
3 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a free kick
7 mins	Kim Delany	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
12 mins	Lauran Holly	with a lovely move from the right wing
16 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a brave flying header
21 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
25 mins	Lauran Holly	with a powerful header into the top corner
30 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
35 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
40 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great volley from 10 yards out
45 mins	Kim Delany	with a powerful header into the top corner
46 mins	Kim Delany	Obstruction
49 mins	Jorga Fox***	with a spectacular bicycle kick
54 mins	Lauran Holly	with a header from the penalty area
58 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a strike from the left wing
62 mins	Louise Lombard	from the dressing room
67 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a corner
71 mins	Eva La Rue	from a throw in
76 mins	Kim Delany	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
80 mins	Jorga Fox***	with a spectacular bicycle kick
84 mins	Jorga Fox***	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
89 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
90 mins	Louise Lombard	A broken finger

Match Report

Little Creek City have dreamt about winning the cup… and that's still all it is after they lost 20 - 0 to CSI-Westgate on Sea in this season's final.
The Little Creek City fans were calling for the head of manager kneeraz nj after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Some you win, some you lose. When you can't even win possession, where's the hope?
Keeper Artie Choke should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the Little Creek City goal.
This was mission impossible for Little Creek City, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Little Creek City look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 formation as they would if boss kneeraz nj sent them out in dresses.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk CSI-Westgate on Sea manager Brian Gilbert following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
It's not so much a yardstick that Little Creek City provide for others to gauge their performance, it's more of a floor mop that the opposition use to clean up with.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Normal

Soft Pitch