Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(9) 19
Ladyboyz				Indigo Plateau
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Ben Dover 43		Chanda Lear 10 - 835 3, 21 (pen), 33 (pen), 38, 51, 55, 67 (pen), 72, 81, 90 Jose Frayed 9 7, 63, 77 Kent Cook 8 - 812 12, 46, 86 Midas Well 9 - 811 17 Ed. Jewcation 8 25 Otto Whackew 10 29

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	20
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Rudder		74
2	R.Ingleaves		68
3	M.Rohsopht		76
4	S.Knot		71
5	A.Luminum		60
6	W.Deer	(58)	68
7	A.Kaseltzer	(45)	57
8	B.Early		69
9	W.Dipoo		51
10	B.Early		61
11	B.Dover		79
12	J.Atrics	(45)	59
13	A.Abet		0
14	B.Dover		0
15	A.Gravity		0
16	D.Pipes		0

1	M.Well 10 - 519		89
2	B.Tagg 8 - 725		85
3	E.Dover 9 - 783		87
4	E.Jewcation 8		89
5	X.Money 9 - 762		88
6	K.Cook 8 - 812		91
7	O.Whackew 10	(88)	87
8	J.Nasium 9 - 820		90
9	C.Lear 10 - 835		94
10	M.Well 9 - 811		87
11	J.Frayed 9		90
12	B.Board 9 - 788		0
13	A.Meway 9 - 812		0
14	V.Lay 10		0
15	A.Sapple 10 - 798		0
16	A.Gator 10 - 717		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
7 mins	Jose Frayed 9	with a belter from the halfway line
12 mins	Kent Cook 8 - 812	with the hand of God
17 mins	Midas Well 9 - 811	from a free kick
21 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Ed. Jewcation 8	with a strike from the left wing
29 mins	Otto Whackew 10	with a powerful header into the top corner
33 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with a belter from the halfway line
43 mins	Ben Dover	with a great volley from 10 yards out
45 mins	Al Kaseltzer	A sprained wrist
46 mins	Kent Cook 8 - 812	from a goal kick
51 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
55 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
58 mins	Wayne Deer	Time wasting
63 mins	Jose Frayed 9	from a free kick
67 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with a lovely move from the right wing
77 mins	Jose Frayed 9	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
81 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
85 mins	Brighton Early	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Kent Cook 8 - 812	with a strike from the left wing
88 mins	Otto Whackew 10	Indecent exposure
90 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

On this kind of form Indigo Plateau look unstoppable. Most of their shots were too which accounts for the incredible 19 - 1 scoreline.
Does Ladyboyz manager jan banan know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Ladyboyz's clueless display we'd guess not.
Ladyboyz couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed.
Ladyboyz's goalie Abe Rudder did little to thwart Indigo Plateau's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
Like a box of damp matches, the Ladyboyz forward line is full of useless strikers.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Ladyboyz go out in 3 6 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"Before the game," manager Stuart . told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
As if getting beaten by almost a cricket score wasn't enough for Ladyboyz to sort their act out, maybe being a laughing stock will.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Hard Pitch