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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 6 Dec 2025 (Day: 27/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Mon, 17 Nov 2025
 
(2) 5 - (1) 2
snaz owls fc   Green Shield Tornadoes
Division Pos:1
  Division Pos:7
 
Goal Scorers
Warren Piece 17, 35
Robin Meeblind 49
Brighton Early 64
Ben Dover 81 (og)  
Wilma Leggrowbach 29, 62  
 
Match Statistics
4 4 2 AttackingFormation2 3 2 1 2
56Possession44
14Shots7
6Fouls6
0Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
3Offsides1
Use WingsStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionPansy
MouldedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1E.Whatarmy88
2J.Credible81
3A.Hassle85
4A.Abet81
5L.Tarred73
6X.Breath85
7S.Cola87
8B.Early88
9R.Kleiner53
10R.Meeblind88
11W.Piece88
12C.Mass0
13H.Fire0
14U.Daway0
15H.Fire0
16H.Annsaw0
1R.Kleiner80
2L.Nover76
3D.Druff69
4B.Dover59
5T.Vision68
6J.Credible70
7A.Meway (90)65
8B.Ding80
9M.Absent68
10W.Leggrowbach87
11R.Sance75
12K.Dewitt (90)73
13K.Opener0
14L.DeHand0
15J.Frayed0
16M.Skeeto0
 
Time   Person Description
 17 minsWarren Piecewith a dink right on the goal line
 29 minsWilma Leggrowbachwith a powerful header into the top corner
 35 minsWarren Pieceafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 49 minsRobin Meeblindwith a header from the penalty area
 62 minsWilma Leggrowbachwith a strike from the left wing
 64 minsBrighton Earlywith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 81 minsBen Doverwith a shot which hit a defender on the way in
 90 minsAdam MewayA broken collar bone
 
 
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Match Report
snaz owls fc looked more like ballerinas than footballers. The 5 - 2 scoreline looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken.
Yhael Velez needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
As own goals go, Ben Dover's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic.
snaz owls fc kept tempting Green Shield Tornadoes out of defence then setting up the counter attack.
The ref had a few words with one of the snaz owls fc team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
There are less suitable formations for Green Shield Tornadoes's squad than 2 3 2 1 2, but Yhael Velez would be advised to ignore those too.
"The gaffer told us it was just a case of putting all our eggs into the next 90 minutes," striker Warren Piece explained following the match. "He told us to remember that there are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
The only challenge snaz owls fc came up against here was trying to remember their way home after celebrating this, the simplest of wins.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Cecil Dingberry
 
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