Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(1) 3
We Play Like Girls				Blue Star Village
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9317 9, 19 (pen), 28, 37, 46 (pen), 56, 73 Player Name 9316 64		Alf Abet 17, 51, 68

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	3 2 2 3
53	Possession	47
9	Shots	7
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	K.Dewitt		81
2	B.Early		75
3	H.Annsaw	(60)	85
4	B.Weiser		56
5	A.Meway		75
6	L.Stooth		48
7	B.Free		76
8	B.Cherry	(59)	61
9	J.Frayed		90
10	H.Fire		62
11	H.deMann		94
12	B.Ding	(59)	62
13	D.Tater		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	F.Bisceps		0
16	L.DeHand		0

1	C.Needzit		71
2	M.Well		74
3	B.Crobbery		67
4	C.Mass		66
5	A.Structible	(60)	58
6	R.Banks		55
7	C.Terbocks		81
8	F.Furter		74
9	A.Abet		91
10	T.Burr		81
11	L.Stooth		50
12	S.Urai		0
13	A.Gravity		0
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	K.Dewitt		0
16	A.Hassle		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Player Name 9317	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
17 mins	Alf Abet	with a powerful header into the top corner
19 mins	Player Name 9317	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins	Player Name 9317	with a belter from his own half
37 mins	Player Name 9317	with a header from the penalty area
46 mins	Player Name 9317	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Alf Abet	with a lovely move from the right wing
56 mins	Player Name 9317	with a header from the penalty area
59 mins	Player Name 9307	A broken thumb
60 mins	Player Name 9316	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Andy Structible	Foul and abusive language
64 mins	Player Name 9316	from a corner
68 mins	Alf Abet	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
73 mins	Player Name 9317	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner

Match Report

If you score more goals than your opponents, you win matches. It's obviously a bridge too far for Blue Star Village who were lucky to only lose 8 - 3 against Brownchiefs.
Whatever it is Duncan Parker is putting in Brownchiefs's water, we'd like some.
How lame was Ariel Hassle's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to got lost.
Blue Star Village's goalie Casey Needzit couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
When Brownchiefs's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Huang Annsaw and Andy Structible had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 4 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Duncan Parker most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager Duncan Parker with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
For all the use they were, Blue Star Village might as well have played in wedding dresses. Isle bet they wouldn't have been any worse if they had.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Soft Pitch