Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(14) 25
We Play Like Girls				Green Shield Tornadoes
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9317 16, 38 Player Name 9318 65		Wilma Leggrowbach 4, 16, 22, 29 (pen), 35, 42, 49, 55, 62, 69, 80, 84, 89 Player Name 9303 6 (og) Jose Frayed 10 (pen), 13, 19, 66, 72 Lee Nover 26 Marcus Absent 32, 45, 58 (pen), 76 (pen) Brice Tagg 39

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 2 2 3
53	Possession	47
13	Shots	25
3	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 9302		0
2	P.Name 9303		60
3	P.Name 9306		0
4	P.Name 9307	(58)	68
5	P.Name 9311		45
6	P.Name 9313		57
7	P.Name 9316	(58)	55
8	P.Name 9317		63
9	P.Name 9318		48
10	P.Name 9310		62
11	P.Name 9314		45
12	P.Name 9312		0
13	P.Name 9304		0
14	P.Name 9301		0
15	P.Name 9315		0
16	P.Name 9309		0

1	L.DeHand		88
2	L.Nover		88
3	B.Dover		78
4	B.Tagg		88
5	D.Druff		58
6	M.Absent	(58)	74
7	A.Tricity		82
8	B.Ding	(52)	85
9	M.Absent		92
10	J.Frayed		89
11	W.Leggrowbach		93
12	K.Dewitt	(58)	58
13	R.Kleiner		0
14	M.Skeeto		0
15	R.Sance		0
16	T.Vision		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a throw in
6 mins	Player Name 9303	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
10 mins	Jose Frayed	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Jose Frayed	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
16 mins	Player Name 9317	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
16 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a flick on
19 mins	Jose Frayed	with a powerful header into the top corner
22 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a goal kick
26 mins	Lee Nover	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
29 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins	Marcus Absent	from a corner
35 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with the bumcheek of God
38 mins	Player Name 9317	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
39 mins	Brice Tagg	with a header from the penalty area
42 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
45 mins	Marcus Absent	with a strike from the left wing
49 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
52 mins	Bill Ding	Two-footed tackle
55 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a belter from his own half
58 mins	Player Name 9316	Fighting with fans
58 mins	Player Name 9307	Fighting with fans
58 mins	Marcus Absent	A mild concussion
58 mins	Marcus Absent	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a brave flying header
65 mins	Player Name 9318	with a belter from his own half
66 mins	Jose Frayed	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
69 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a great volley from 10 yards out
72 mins	Jose Frayed	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
76 mins	Marcus Absent	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
84 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a free kick
89 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

Green Shield Tornadoes were very good value for this 25 - 3 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike We Play Like Girls who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
Yhael Velez, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
With 1 players missing from the team, it was a miracle Green Shield Tornadoes took the points. Jesus was spotted leaving just before the final whistle.
We Play Like Girls keeper Player Name 9302 was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
We Play Like Girls's manager Duncan Parker needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
Player Name 9316 and Player Name 9307 picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Michael McLintock would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Michael McLintock stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Green Shield Tornadoes go out in 3 2 2 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"What we saw out there today," explained manager Duncan Parker, "was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other."
Even if We Play Like Girls were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant Green Shield Tornadoes scoring machine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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Hard Pitch