Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(8) 15
Tankerton				Blue Star Village
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Harry Kane 40		Chad Terbocks 6 Ariel Hassle 11, 16, 80 Stan Dup 22 Alf Abet 27, 39, 59, 76 Casey Needzit 34 (pen) Tim Burr 44, 54, 63 Robin Meeblind 68 Virgil Van Dijk 84 (og)

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 3 3
43	Possession	57
11	Shots	17
13	Fouls	6
3	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Becker		43
2	K.Walker	(30,53)	61
3	V.Van Dijk	(84)	46
4	J.Terry		34
5	S.Ramos		59
6	A.Cole		64
7	L.Modric		44
8	D.Reed		0
9	S.Gerrard		56
10	D.Reed		0
11	H.Kane	(30)	52
12	A.Iniesta		0
13	M.Salah		0
14	J.Hart		0
15	G.Neville		0
16	P.Crouch		0

1	C.Needzit		79
2	R.Banks		82
3	S.Dup	(62)	75
4	B.Crobbery		82
5	C.Mass		74
6	C.Terbocks		88
7	K.Dewitt		44
8	J.King		89
9	A.Abet		92
10	T.Burr		83
11	A.Hassle		82
12	L.Stooth		0
13	H.Annsaw		0
14	M.Well		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	L.Stooth		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
11 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
16 mins	Ariel Hassle	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
22 mins	Stan Dup	from a goal kick
27 mins	Alf Abet	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
30 mins	Harry Kane	Spitting
30 mins	Kyle Walker	Spitting
34 mins	Casey Needzit	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Alf Abet	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
40 mins	Harry Kane	from a free kick
44 mins	Tim Burr	with a powerful header into the top corner
53 mins	Kyle Walker	Annoying the referee
54 mins	Tim Burr	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
59 mins	Alf Abet	with the bumcheek of God
62 mins	Stan Dup	Repeated fouling
63 mins	Tim Burr	from the dressing room
68 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a flick on
76 mins	Alf Abet	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
80 mins	Ariel Hassle	from a corner
84 mins	Virgil Van Dijk	Repeated diving
84 mins	Virgil Van Dijk	with an own goal

Match Report

Blue Star Village are one of those teams who, on their day, are capable of handing out a proper beating. This was one such day with Tankerton the unfortunate recipients of a very one-sided 15 - 1 hammering.
Tankerton show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Darren Reed was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
With a performance like this, Tankerton's Alisson Becker gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Scouts were spotted watching Tankerton's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Harry Kane and Kyle Walker were both booked when they decided to see how loudly they clear their throats.
Blue Star Village's issam issa experiment with the 4 3 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused striker Ariel Hassle of his boss issam issa following his sides win.
null Apparently Tankerton were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Hard Pitch