Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(9) 16
We Play Like Girls				JuniorHoops
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9317 13, 32 Player Name 9316 49 Player Name 9318 83		Stan Dup 5, 15, 64, 68 Manuel Labor 10, 45, 59 Bud Weiser 20 (pen), 78 (pen) Al Luminum 25, 49 Player Name 9303 29 (og) Moe Skeeto 34, 39 Justin Credible 73 Joe King 82

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	1 4 5
62	Possession	38
15	Shots	16
9	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 9302		0
2	P.Name 9303	(70)	57
3	P.Name 9306	(35)	60
4	P.Name 9307		69
5	P.Name 9311		45
6	P.Name 9313		57
7	P.Name 9316		60
8	P.Name 9317		62
9	P.Name 9318		48
10	P.Name 9310		62
11	P.Name 9314		45
12	P.Name 9312		0
13	P.Name 9304		0
14	P.Name 9301		0
15	P.Name 9315		0
16	P.Name 9309		0

1	B.Weiser		81
2	J.King		87
3	S.Dup		86
4	R.Sance		89
5	J.Credible		80
6	D.Geruss	(55)	66
7	M.Skeeto		43
8	E.Roids		83
9	A.Luminum		84
10	M.Labor		63
11	S.Dup		83
12	B.Frapples		0
13	W.Maykit		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	B.Dover		0
16	E.Roids		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Stan Dup	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
10 mins	Manuel Labor	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
13 mins	Player Name 9317	with a brave flying header
15 mins	Stan Dup	from a goal kick
20 mins	Bud Weiser	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Al Luminum	with a powerful header into the top corner
29 mins	Player Name 9303	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
32 mins	Player Name 9317	from a goal kick
34 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a spectacular bicycle kick
35 mins	Player Name 9306	High kicking
39 mins	Moe Skeeto	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
45 mins	Manuel Labor	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
49 mins	Player Name 9316	with the hand of God
49 mins	Al Luminum	with the bumcheek of God
55 mins	Dan Geruss	Obstruction
55 mins	Bud Weiser	scuffed a penalty
59 mins	Manuel Labor	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
64 mins	Stan Dup	with a header from the penalty area
68 mins	Stan Dup	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
70 mins	Player Name 9303	Unsporting behaviour
73 mins	Justin Credible	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
78 mins	Bud Weiser	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Joe King	with a flick on
83 mins	Player Name 9318	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
87 mins	Bud Weiser	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

With a result looking more like tennis score, We Play Like Girls were clearly dazzled by JuniorHoops during this humbling 16 - 4. It would explain why they looked little more than rabbits caught in headlights for 90 minutes.
If he leads by example then We Play Like Girls manager Duncan Parker must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Emma Roids was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Quite how We Play Like Girls's Player Name 9303 got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper.
What a performance by JuniorHoops's strikers! They struck more fear into the opposition than a pantomime baddy. They're in behind you!
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 4 5 1 formation as they would if boss Duncan Parker sent them out in dresses.
"It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled Duncan Parker after being outwitted by JuniorHoops's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."
Losing 16 - 4 has to be a low point for We Play Like Girls. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

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