The Division Mon, 1 Dec 2025

	(0) 0	-	(2) 5
JuniorHoops				snaz owls fc
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Harrison Fire 16, 65 Warren Piece 30 Sheri Cola 47 Robin Meeblind 81

Match Statistics
Diamond		Formation		5 2 3
39		Possession		61
10		Shots		17
11		Fouls		6
0		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		4
Passing		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 B.Weiser 61 2 A.Hugnkiss 48 3 J.King 72 4 D.Pipes 68 5 B.Dover 70 6 R.Sance 75 7 E.Roids 76 8 J.Credible 76 9 D.Geruss 76 10 E.Roids 74 11 A.Luminum 76 12 S.Dup 0 13 T.Vision 0 14 B.Early 0 15 M.Labor 0 16 B.Frapples 0		1 U.Daway 89 2 A.Hassle 90 3 A.Abet 87 4 H.Fire 70 5 C.Arm 86 6 H.First (54) 46 7 S.Cola (64) 88 8 B.Early 86 9 R.Meeblind 90 10 H.Fire 89 11 W.Piece 88 12 R.Kleiner 0 13 J.Credible (54) 54 14 E.Whatarmy 0 15 W.Melon 0 16 H.Annsaw 0

Time		Person	Description
16 mins		Harrison Fire	with a flick on
30 mins		Warren Piece	with a spectacular bicycle kick
41 mins		Bud Weiser	scuffed a penalty
47 mins		Sheri Cola	from the dressing room
54 mins		Hugo First	A mild concussion
64 mins		Sheri Cola	Interfering with an opponent
65 mins		Harrison Fire	with a lovely move from the right wing
81 mins		Robin Meeblind	with a thunderous shot from distance

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Match Report

snaz owls fc are really starting to look like a side who mean business. On the agenda for this meeting was dispatching JuniorHoops with a very easy 5 - 0 win. David LLoyd must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six. JuniorHoops could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone. A disgraceful defensive performance from JuniorHoops. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka. snaz owls fc's michael pearce is clearly deeply in love with 5 2 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order. "It is necessary to wear the sandals of humility and not let the win over JuniorHoops go to our heads," claimed a humble-sounding snaz owls fc boss following his side's victory. If this game were a nursery rhyme it'd be the one where everyone was in a bed and the little one said roll over. JuniorHoops duly obliged.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terrence Frisk	Hot	Hard Pitch