Match Report

	(10) 21	-	(2) 4
Scorpio FC				Tankerton
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Lou Sirr 4, 13, 24, 28, 32, 36, 40, 44, 49, 56, 60, 64, 72, 77, 88 Jim Nasium 8, 80 Ben Dover 21 John Terry 52 (og) Des Buratto 68 Shirley Knot 84 (pen)		Harry Kane 18 Darren Reed 35, 54, 71

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	5 3 2
54	Possession	46
21	Shots	11
7	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Knot		84
2	C.Terbocks		80
3	R.Sance	(90)	81
4	D.Tater		72
5	E.Ible		57
6	C.Terbocks		81
7	D.Buratto		75
8	B.Dover		80
9	J.Nasium		89
10	D.Buratto		77
11	L.Sirr		83
12	H.Mungous		0
13	W.Piece		0
14	V.Lay		0
15	C.Mass		0
16	R.Ingleaves		0

1	A.Becker		0
2	K.Walker		0
3	V.Van Dijk		45
4	J.Terry		33
5	S.Ramos		58
6	A.Cole	(90)	45
7	L.Modric		40
8	D.Reed		40
9	S.Gerrard		55
10	D.Reed		51
11	H.Kane		51
12	A.Iniesta	(90)	39
13	M.Salah		0
14	J.Hart		0
15	G.Neville		0
16	P.Crouch		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Lou Sirr	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
8 mins	Jim Nasium	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
13 mins	Lou Sirr	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
18 mins	Harry Kane	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
21 mins	Ben Dover	with a lovely move from the right wing
24 mins	Lou Sirr	with a strike from the left wing
28 mins	Lou Sirr	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
32 mins	Lou Sirr	with a great solo effort
35 mins	Darren Reed	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
36 mins	Lou Sirr	with a brave flying header
40 mins	Lou Sirr	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
44 mins	Lou Sirr	with a thunderous shot from distance
49 mins	Lou Sirr	with a header from the penalty area
52 mins	John Terry	with an own goal
54 mins	Darren Reed	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
56 mins	Lou Sirr	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
60 mins	Lou Sirr	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
64 mins	Lou Sirr	from the dressing room
68 mins	Des Buratto	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
71 mins	Darren Reed	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
72 mins	Lou Sirr	with a lovely move from the right wing
77 mins	Lou Sirr	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
80 mins	Jim Nasium	with a brave flying header
84 mins	Shirley Knot	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Lou Sirr	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
90 mins	Renee Sance	Scrapping
90 mins	Ashley Cole	A mild concussion

Match Report

You can't let teams like Scorpio FC play their game. When you do, they score goals as Tankerton found out to their cost with this 21 - 4 drubbing.
The Tankerton squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Danny Reed ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Alisson Becker was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Tankerton's John Terry made quite an impact on the match when he managed to put the ball into his own net.
The Tankerton have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
There are less suitable formations for Scorpio FC's squad than 4 3 3, but ta johns would be advised to ignore those too.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager Danny Reed after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

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