Match Report

	(4) 10	-	(0) 0
Alexander Villa FC				Castle Ford Rangers
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Willie Maykit 8, 23, 48 Otto Whackew 30 Eileen Dover 39, 55, 78, 85 Joe Czarfunee 63 Len DeHand 70

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	Sweeper
61	Possession	39
19	Shots	11
6	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Night		88
2	D.Buratto		89
3	J.Atrics		87
4	A.Kaholic		90
5	A.Bomb		89
6	B.Ender	(90)	57
7	J.Czarfunee		88
8	L.DeHand		80
9	W.Maykit		90
10	O.Whackew		85
11	E.Dover		92
12	H.First	(90)	71
13	S.Manilla		0
14	B.Free		0
15	L.Tarred		0
16	D.Pipes		0

1	A.Luminum	77
2	S.Cola	70
3	A.Birthday	57
4	V.Tire	68
5	E.Whatarmy	65
6	R.Sance	45
7	H.Mungous	81
8	D.Lect	73
9	D.Lesgettham	67
10	F.Furter	73
11	K.Opener	80
12	W.Melon	0
13	S.Cola	0
14	B.Cherry	0
15	A.Sapple	0
16	P.Zaria	0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Willie Maykit	with a great volley from 10 yards out
23 mins	Willie Maykit	from a free kick
30 mins	Otto Whackew	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
39 mins	Eileen Dover	from a goal kick
48 mins	Willie Maykit	with a thunderous shot from distance
55 mins	Eileen Dover	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
63 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a thunderous shot from distance
70 mins	Len DeHand	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
78 mins	Eileen Dover	with a belter from his own half
85 mins	Eileen Dover	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
90 mins	Bart Ender	A mild concussion

Match Report

Alexander Villa FC taught Castle Ford Rangers a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 10 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
Derek Buttery is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the Alexander Villa FC team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Castle Ford Rangers's goalie Al Luminum did little to thwart Alexander Villa FC's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
An almighty performance by Alexander Villa FC's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
A glowing example of good sportsmanship led to absolutely no bookings all game. Sweet isn't it?
Alexander Villa FC look about as convinving playing in the 3 2 2 3 formation as they would if boss Derek Buttery sent them out in dresses.
"Three points? Fantastic," crowed manager Derek Buttery. "Who wants to hear a joke? Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other how do you drive this thing?"
No one likes to see their team take such a savage beating. Maybe it's why the Castle Ford Rangers supporters decided to leave their specs at home.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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