Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(10) 21
Alexander Villa FC				Rapid Lisboa
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Eileen Dover 42		... Liedson 9 4, 12, 75, 84 Bruno Fernandes 9 8 Hidemasa Morita 9 17 (pen), 21 (pen), 26 (pen), 34, 43, 46, 55, 59, 62, 67, 89 Hugo First 30 (og) Eduardo Quaresma 9* 38 Pedro Marques 10 51 Matheus Nunes 6* 71 Nuno Santos 10 80

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	21
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Night		75
2	A.Bomb	(74)	70
3	J.Atrics		74
4	B.Weiser		68
5	L.DeHand		75
6	H.First		66
7	S.Knot		64
8	W.Piece		67
9	J.Czarfunee		52
10	L.Tarred		76
11	E.Dover		88
12	B.Ender		0
13	S.Manilla		0
14	B.Free		0
15	W.Maykit		0
16	A.Kaholic		0

1	P.Schmeichel 10		88
2	P.Porro 9		88
3	O.Diomande 9*		86
4	E.Quaresma 9*	(60) (57)	81
5	N.Santos 10		89
6	P.Marques 10		88
7	H.Morita 9		93
8	B.Fernandes 9		87
9	J.Moutinho 8*	(60)	45
10	L.Nani 8	(60)	63
11	..Liedson 9		92
12	V.Damas 10		0
13	S.Coates 8	(60) (74)	82
14	M.Nunes 6*	(60)	89
15	R.Leao 8*	(60)	88
16	V.Gyokeres 8		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	... Liedson 9	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
8 mins	Bruno Fernandes 9	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
12 mins	... Liedson 9	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
17 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Hugo First	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
34 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	with a thunderous shot from distance
38 mins	Eduardo Quaresma 9*	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
42 mins	Eileen Dover	with a belter from his own half
43 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	with a belter from his own half
46 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
51 mins	Pedro Marques 10	with the hand of God
55 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	from a corner
57 mins	Eduardo Quaresma 9*	Dangerous tackling
59 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
62 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	with a strike from the left wing
67 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	with a flick on
71 mins	Matheus Nunes 6*	from a goal kick
74 mins	Adam Bomb	Foul and abusive language
74 mins	Sebastien Coates 8	Foul and abusive language
75 mins	... Liedson 9	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
80 mins	Nuno Santos 10	with a powerful header into the top corner
84 mins	... Liedson 9	with a great volley from 10 yards out
89 mins	Hidemasa Morita 9	with a great chip from the left wing

Match Report

Only the Rapid Lisboa fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling Alexander Villa FC 21 - 1.
The Alexander Villa FC squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Derek Buttery ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to Rapid Lisboa who were gifted possession every time Alexander Villa FC touched the ball.
Alexander Villa FC's keeper Samson Night is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
The master tactician at yesterdays game was Ruben Amorim. His chess-like passing style checkmating Alexander Villa FC's tiddlywinks style long ball game.
Adam Bomb and Sebastien Coates 8 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Most of Alexander Villa FC clearly thought 3 5 2 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We owe it all to the boss," babbled an excited fan after the Rapid Lisboa win. "The goals made such a difference to this game."
When your team leaves the field 21 - 1 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout Rapid Lisboa have few cares.

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