Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(8) 16
Blue Star Village				Indigo Plateau

Goal Scorers
Robin Meeblind 40, 86		Xavier Money 9 - 762 6 Renee Sance 8 - 808 11, 38 Jose Frayed 9 - 813 16, 26 Jim Nasium 9 - 820 20, 76 Chanda Lear 10 - 835 32, 43, 48, 55, 66 Bill Board 9 - 788 60 Midas Well 9 - 811 71, 86 Otto Whackew 10 81

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
29	Possession	71
5	Shots	20
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Needzit		71
2	M.Well		67
3	S.Dup		67
4	B.Crobbery		73
5	C.Mass	(47,61)	61
6	C.Terbocks		76
7	F.Furter		59
8	L.Stooth		56
9	K.Dewitt		44
10	T.Burr		67
11	A.Hassle		82
12	A.Abet		0
13	B.Dover		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	A.Structible		0
16	H.Annsaw		0

1	M.Well 10 - 519		90
2	B.Tagg 8 - 725	(47)	81
3	A.Gator 10 - 717		85
4	R.Sance 8 - 808		90
5	B.Board 9 - 788		89
6	X.Money 9 - 762		89
7	J.Nasium 9 - 820		89
8	O.Whackew 10		88
9	C.Lear 10 - 835		92
10	M.Well 9 - 811		88
11	J.Frayed 9 - 813	(61)	73
12	S.Pull 10 - 824		0
13	A.Meway 9 - 812		0
14	V.Lay 10		0
15	A.Sapple 10 - 798	(61)	89
16	E.Dover 9 - 783		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Xavier Money 9 - 762	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
11 mins	Renee Sance 8 - 808	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
16 mins	Jose Frayed 9 - 813	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
20 mins	Jim Nasium 9 - 820	with a brave flying header
26 mins	Jose Frayed 9 - 813	from a throw in
32 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
38 mins	Renee Sance 8 - 808	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
40 mins	Robin Meeblind	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
43 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
47 mins	Brice Tagg 8 - 725	Head butting
47 mins	Chris Mass	Head butting
48 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	from a throw in
60 mins	Bill Board 9 - 788	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
61 mins	Chris Mass	Shirt pulling
61 mins	Jose Frayed 9 - 813	A mild concussion
66 mins	Chanda Lear 10 - 835	from a corner
71 mins	Midas Well 9 - 811	with a belter from the halfway line
76 mins	Jim Nasium 9 - 820	with a powerful header into the top corner
81 mins	Otto Whackew 10	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
86 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
86 mins	Midas Well 9 - 811	with a great chip from the left wing

Match Report

Blue Star Village were laughed off the pitch by Indigo Plateau's players and supporters after a shameful display saw them lose a whopping 16 - 2.
Those long hours of Ball skills training are paying off for the Indigo Plateau players.
Blue Star Village had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
Indigo Plateau manager Stuart . agreed to give Midas Well 9 - 811 a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 2 goals.
If Blue Star Village's defence was a boat, the holes it sprung today would call for a life jacket. Sinking, like their team's season.
Brice Tagg 8 - 725 and Chris Mass were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 5 1 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for issam issa most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The boys were heroes out there," claimed the Indigo Plateau manager after his side's victory. "We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps."
No one likes to see their team take such a savage beating. Maybe it's why the Blue Star Village supporters decided to leave their specs at home.

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