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MATCH REPORT
Wed, 24 Dec 2025 (Day: 45/47)
Credit Balance = 0
League of Psychos 36 Tue, 23 Dec 2025
 
(0) 0 - (0) 0
Ilford Caledonians   Betty Swollocks XI

 
 
Goal Scorers
   
 
Match Statistics
4 4 2Formation4 5 1 Attacking
56Possession44
16Shots12
8Fouls6
2Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
4Offsides3
LongballStyleUse Wings
DefensiveInstructionDefensive
NormalAggressionPansy
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1T.Skeritt88
2B.Sheehan87
3A.Edwards88
4A.Pasdar84
5T.Robbins88
6K.Mangan87
7T.Cruise (43)81
8M.Ryan* (1)45
9S.Hogan* (81)82
10C.Gilyard (1)78
11B.Tubb (1)45
12W.Hubley*0
13V.Kilmer0
14R.Wright (1)87
15J.Tolkan (1)87
16R.Rossovich (1)86
1M.Foron89
2P.Fenis87
3K.O*Prap88
4S.Smit88
5B.Sastard88
6F.Blake86
7M.Puck (58)82
8C.Stunt85
9L.Watts87
10M.Passive86
11F.Pucker85
12S.Handwich0
13B.Halls0
14C.Funt0
15B.Sugger0
16B.Fig0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsBetty Swollocks XIchanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 1 minsIlford Caledonianschanged from Defensive to Attacking
 43 minsThomas CruiseAnnoying the referee
 58 minsMilo PuckTime wasting
 60 minsIlford Caledonianschanged from Attacking to Defensive
 81 minsSebastian Hogan*Repeated fouling
 
 
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Match Report
0 - 0 was how this game ended. It's a wonder both sides managed to keep their eyes open for the entire 90 minutes.
They've been working on Sprinting in training. It's an important part of their game. But not the answer to all Ilford Caledonians's problems.
The teamwork between Ilford Caledonians keeper Tom Skeritt and his defenders was apparent in securing this 0 - 0 result.
Not even the impact of Rick Rossovich could give Ilford Caledonians the push they needed to overcome their opponents yesterday.
"I had a gut feeling in my stomach about this one," explained a frustrated Barton Felch after his side had taken a point. "We knew before coming here that we could be the victims of their own downfall."
A suggestion: eradicate games like this by offering three points for a win and one point for losing. No points for a draw. Should do the trick.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Albert Boneshaker
 
Rainy
 
Soft Pitch
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