Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(0) 0
Fallen Empires				Betty Swollocks XI

Goal Scorers
The Saxons 18 The Vikings 41, 60, 80

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
67	Possession	33
19	Shots	9
7	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	T.Egyptians		89
2	T.French	(1)	81
3	T.Athenians		88
4	T.Carthagians	(86)	85
5	T.Seleucids	(1)	45
6	T.Gauls		88
7	T.Samurai		89
8	T.Saracens		90
9	T.Romans	(1)	45
10	T.Spartans		88
11	T.Zhou Dynasty	(45)	87
12	T.British		0
13	T.Celts	(1)	89
14	T.Saxons	(1)	88
15	T.Greeks		0
16	T.Vikings	(1)	90

1	M.Foron		75
2	P.Fenis		75
3	K.O*Prap		77
4	B.Halls		75
5	B.Sastard		75
6	F.Blake	(60)	78
7	M.Puck		83
8	C.Stunt		83
9	L.Watts		81
10	M.Passive		84
11	F.Pucker		82
12	S.Handwich		0
13	S.Smit		0
14	C.Funt		0
15	B.Sugger		0
16	B.Fig		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Betty Swollocks XI	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
1 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
18 mins	The Saxons	with a spectacular bicycle kick
30 mins	Betty Swollocks XI	changed from Defensive to Attacking
30 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
41 mins	The Vikings	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
45 mins	Betty Swollocks XI	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	The Zhou Dynasty	Scrapping
60 mins	Betty Swollocks XI	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	Fran Blake	Time wasting
60 mins	The Vikings	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
80 mins	The Vikings	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
86 mins	The Carthagians	Indecent exposure

Match Report

Judging by the way Fallen Empires set about their task, winning the game 4 - 0, it was Betty Swollocks XI who breathed the sigh of relief when the ref blew up for full time.
Fallen Empires are fitter than the blond one out of Girls Aloud, after plenty of work on Jogging.
Losing possession of the ball is stupid. Giving it away to the opposition gift-wrapped is lunacy as Betty Swollocks XI discovered to their cost.
The Vikings's hat trick was rounded off with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs.
Applause rang out for their forwards, Fallen Empires have more attacking options than a mugger with a Swiss Army knife.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," Fallen Empires manager The Enigma said of his defeated opposite number Barton Felch". "But the was a mess of his own making."
Fallen Empires's more than convincing 4 - 0 victory was certainly no ugly duckling. Which is more than you can say about Betty Swollocks XI.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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