Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(9) 21
Mersey Whites				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 13751 15 Player Name 13750 30 Player Name 13756 44, 58, 73		Player Name 74614 3, 7, 21, 36, 43, 47, 50, 57, 60, 63, 73, 83, 86, 90 Player Name 74618 14, 33, 70 Player Name 74602 25 (pen) Player Name 74616 39, 54, 80

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
60	Possession	40
14	Shots	21
11	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 13742		25
2	P.Name 13743		34
3	P.Name 13746	(90)	30
4	P.Name 13747		36
5	P.Name 13751		39
6	P.Name 13753		0
7	P.Name 13756		38
8	P.Name 13757		0
9	P.Name 13758		0
10	P.Name 13750	(90)	35
11	P.Name 13754		34
12	P.Name 13752	(90)	41
13	P.Name 13744		0
14	P.Name 13741		0
15	P.Name 13755		0
16	P.Name 13749		0

1	P.Name 74602		30
2	P.Name 74603		32
3	P.Name 74606		27
4	P.Name 74607	(90)	32
5	P.Name 74611		32
6	P.Name 74613		31
7	P.Name 74616		29
8	P.Name 74617		40
9	P.Name 74618		26
10	P.Name 74610		34
11	P.Name 74614		28
12	P.Name 74612		0
13	P.Name 74604		0
14	P.Name 74601		0
15	P.Name 74615		0
16	P.Name 74609		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 74614	with a flick on
7 mins	Player Name 74614	with a belter from the halfway line
10 mins	Player Name 74602	scuffed a penalty
14 mins	Player Name 74618	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
15 mins	Player Name 13751	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
18 mins	Player Name 74602	blasted a penalty into row z
21 mins	Player Name 74614	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
25 mins	Player Name 74602	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Player Name 13750	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
33 mins	Player Name 74618	with the bumcheek of God
36 mins	Player Name 74614	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
39 mins	Player Name 74616	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
43 mins	Player Name 74614	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
44 mins	Player Name 13756	from a free kick
47 mins	Player Name 74614	with a great chip from the left wing
50 mins	Player Name 74614	from the dressing room
54 mins	Player Name 74616	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
57 mins	Player Name 74614	with the hand of God
58 mins	Player Name 13756	with a thunderous shot from distance
60 mins	Player Name 74614	with a dink right on the goal line
63 mins	Player Name 74614	with a lovely move from the right wing
67 mins	Player Name 74602	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Player Name 74618	from a free kick
73 mins	Player Name 13756	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
73 mins	Player Name 74614	with a spectacular bicycle kick
77 mins	Player Name 74602	scuffed a penalty
80 mins	Player Name 74616	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
83 mins	Player Name 74614	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
86 mins	Player Name 13742	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Player Name 74614	from a corner
90 mins	Player Name 13746	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Player Name 74607	Head butting
90 mins	Player Name 13750	A painful back injury
90 mins	Player Name 74614	with a great chip from the left wing

Match Report

If this game lasted any longer than 90 minutes We Play Like Girls's goal tally would have resembled a phone number. Mersey Whites are thanking their stars it was only 21 - 5.
Daniel Adamson is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the We Play Like Girls team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Player Name 13758 missed Mersey Whites's game because he went on a dirty weekend with the barmaid from his local.
Player Name 74614 was the We Play Like Girls's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 14 for himself.
Give the Mersey Whites strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 2 3 2 1 2 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted Mersey Whites boss mark huupo. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
When your team leaves the field 21 - 5 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout We Play Like Girls have few cares.

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Buster Jones Junior

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