Match Report

	(16) 32	-	(3) 6
Bayern Bru FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Wayne Deer 3, 6, 8, 13, 16, 21, 23, 26, 31, 36, 39, 42, 45, 50, 53 (pen), 55, 61, 63, 69, 71, 74, 79, 81, 89 Emma Roids 11, 18, 48, 58, 67, 76, 84 Sheri Cola 29		Player Name 23347 13, 54 Player Name 23358 27 Player Name 23357 40, 68, 82

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	Christmas Tree
61	Possession	39
32	Shots	11
8	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	7
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	E.Roids		48
2	V.Tire		47
3	H.Seek		47
4	S.Cola	(44)	48
5	A.Choke	(60)	47
6	E.Ible		47
7	B.Board		46
8	J.Czarfunee		47
9	A.Meway		47
10	E.Roids		48
11	W.Deer		48
12	N.Retired 2		0
13	R.Banks		0
14	L.Retired 4		0
15	A.Birthday		0
16	M.Retired 5	(44)	47

1	P.Name 23342		27
2	P.Name 23343		0
3	P.Name 23346	(89)	27
4	P.Name 23347		33
5	P.Name 23351		25
6	P.Name 23353		0
7	P.Name 23356		29
8	P.Name 23357		42
9	P.Name 23358		25
10	P.Name 23350		0
11	P.Name 23354		30
12	P.Name 23352		0
13	P.Name 23344		0
14	P.Name 23341		0
15	P.Name 23355		0
16	P.Name 23349		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Wayne Deer	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
6 mins	Wayne Deer	from a free kick
8 mins	Wayne Deer	with a spectacular bicycle kick
11 mins	Emma Roids	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Wayne Deer	with a dink right on the goal line
13 mins	Player Name 23347	with a lovely move from the right wing
16 mins	Wayne Deer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
18 mins	Emma Roids	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
21 mins	Wayne Deer	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
23 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lovely move from the right wing
26 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
27 mins	Player Name 23358	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
29 mins	Sheri Cola	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
31 mins	Wayne Deer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
34 mins	Wayne Deer	scuffed a penalty
36 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
39 mins	Wayne Deer	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
40 mins	Player Name 23357	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
42 mins	Wayne Deer	with a thunderous shot from distance
44 mins	Sheri Cola	A broken thumb
45 mins	Wayne Deer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
48 mins	Emma Roids	with a powerful header into the top corner
50 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
53 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Player Name 23347	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
55 mins	Wayne Deer	with a strike from the left wing
58 mins	Emma Roids	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
60 mins	Artie Choke	Repeated diving
61 mins	Wayne Deer	with a brave flying header
63 mins	Wayne Deer	with a belter from his own half
67 mins	Emma Roids	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
68 mins	Player Name 23357	from a goal kick
69 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lovely move from the right wing
71 mins	Wayne Deer	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
74 mins	Wayne Deer	with a brave flying header
76 mins	Emma Roids	from the dressing room
79 mins	Wayne Deer	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
81 mins	Wayne Deer	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
82 mins	Player Name 23357	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
84 mins	Emma Roids	with a great solo effort
86 mins	Wayne Deer	blasted a penalty into row z
89 mins	Player Name 23346	Head butting
89 mins	Wayne Deer	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

This game could have so easily ended in a draw had We Play Like Girls not conceded so many unnecessary goals. Even if you take out a couple of unlucky ones and a few they could do nothing about you're still not close to explaining how they conceded 32 goals.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Jogging, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 23350 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
With 24 goals to his name, Wayne Deer performance was so impressive he got out of washing the kit after the match.
Give the We Play Like Girls strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Sweeper was a good stab, unfortunately for Marty Connolly most of his squad are best on the bench.
"It was the manner of the defeat that disappointed me," claimed losing manger Dnuma Llovsnej. "But winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team. I think the he way forwards for us is backwards."
Even if We Play Like Girls were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant Bayern Bru FC scoring machine.

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