The Division Sun, 28 Dec 2025

	(8) 13	-	(0) 1
Green Ducks				Nortee
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Player Name 57378 4, 10, 21, 31, 70 Player Name 57377 15, 26, 36, 85 (pen) Player Name 57379 41 Player Name 57372 60 Player Name 57376 65 Player Name 57366 90		Shirley Knot 50

Match Statistics
4 2 4		Formation		4 3 3
44		Possession		56
15		Shots		13
13		Fouls		13
4		Yellow Cards		3
0		Red Cards		2
3		Offsides		4
Longball		Style		Longball
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 57361 30 2 P.Name 57365 (77) 30 3 P.Name 57363 33 4 P.Name 57364 (33) (26) 26 5 P.Name 57367 (50) 32 6 P.Name 57372 44 7 P.Name 57373 32 8 P.Name 57376 29 9 P.Name 57377 43 10 P.Name 57379 32 11 P.Name 57378 (89) 24 12 P.Name 57369 0 13 P.Name 57366 (33) 31 14 P.Name 57360 0 15 P.Name 57375 0 16 P.Name 57370 0		1 A.Tricity 48 2 C.Arm 48 3 U.Daway 0 4 D.Lect (53,77) 48 5 F.Bisceps (50,63) 48 6 B.Arrow 0 7 S.Night 48 8 C.Arm 0 9 S.Knot 48 10 M.Well (89) 48 11 B.Dover (26) 45 12 D.Tater 0 13 S.Knot 0 14 D.Pipes 0 15 F.Furter 0 16 T.Vision (26) 48

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 57378	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
10 mins		Player Name 57378	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
15 mins		Player Name 57377	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
21 mins		Player Name 57378	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
26 mins		Player Name 57364	Shirt pulling
26 mins		Ben Dover	A broken finger
26 mins		Player Name 57377	with a powerful header into the top corner
31 mins		Player Name 57378	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
33 mins		Player Name 57364	A broken cheek bone
36 mins		Player Name 57377	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
41 mins		Player Name 57379	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
45 mins		Nortee	changed from Normal to Nutter
45 mins		Nortee	changed from Attacking to Defensive
50 mins		Player Name 57367	Foul and abusive language
50 mins		Fletcher Bisceps	Foul and abusive language
50 mins		Shirley Knot	with the hand of God
53 mins		Daryl Lect	Unsporting behaviour
56 mins		Player Name 57377	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins		Nortee	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins		Player Name 57372	with the hand of God
63 mins		Fletcher Bisceps	Shirt pulling
65 mins		Player Name 57376	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
70 mins		Player Name 57378	with the bumcheek of God
75 mins		Player Name 57377	scuffed a penalty
77 mins		Player Name 57365	Shirt pulling
77 mins		Daryl Lect	Shirt pulling
79 mins		Player Name 57377	scuffed a penalty
85 mins		Player Name 57377	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins		Midas Well	Foul and abusive language
89 mins		Player Name 57378	Foul and abusive language
90 mins		Player Name 57366	with a strike from the left wing

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Match Report

There's wins, there's comfortable wins and then there's the sort of win Green Ducks pulled out of the bag. At 13 - 1 you can see why Nortee were begging for mercy long before the final whistle put them out of their misery. Whatever it is Krombopulos Michael is putting in Green Ducks's water, we'd like some. Nortee manager was said to be furious with Carl Arm for missing this important match. He was watching a Star Trek triple bill. Upon hearing that his manager told him to boldly go where no man had been before. Nortee's goalie Alec Tricity couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious. Green Ducks's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got Nortee's attack in their pockets. Midas Well and Player Name 57378 had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card. Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 3 3 formation look impressive, Nortee however make it look very ordinary. After today's game, a group of enthusiastic fans began organising a collection in the pub. "We want to build a statue of Krombopulos Michael!" they explained. Nortee are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Albert Boneshaker	Rainy	Soft Pitch