Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(13) 25
Mersey Whites				star junior united fc
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Player Name 13754 9, 17 Player Name 13757 35, 45, 74 Player Name 13747 59 Player Name 13756 89		Ariel Hassle 3, 6, 13, 16, 20, 23, 30, 34, 37, 41, 44, 48, 51, 54, 61, 67, 71, 77, 80, 83, 86 Hugo First 10 Xavier Money 27, 64 Jim Nasium 74

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
38	Possession	62
10	Shots	25
20	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	2
2	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 13742		0
2	P.Name 13743	(31,66)	34
3	P.Name 13746		30
4	P.Name 13747		35
5	P.Name 13751	(15,49)	39
6	P.Name 13753		31
7	P.Name 13756		38
8	P.Name 13757		43
9	P.Name 13758		0
10	P.Name 13750		35
11	P.Name 13754		34
12	P.Name 13752		0
13	P.Name 13744		0
14	P.Name 13741		0
15	P.Name 13755		0
16	P.Name 13749		0

1	O.Whackew		48
2	W.Bago		48
3	B.Free 1		45
4	R.Banks 1	(38)	47
5	W.Deer		48
6	R.Cranium		48
7	N.Ovtime		48
8	H.First		48
9	J.Nasium	(77)	46
10	X.Money		48
11	A.Hassle		48
12	T.Urchips		0
13	J.Czarfunee		0
14	B.Crobbery		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	K.Dewitt		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
6 mins	Ariel Hassle	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
9 mins	Player Name 13754	from a free kick
10 mins	Hugo First	with a great solo effort
13 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a lovely move from the right wing
15 mins	Player Name 13751	Annoying the referee
16 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
17 mins	Player Name 13754	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
20 mins	Ariel Hassle	from a free kick
23 mins	Ariel Hassle	with the hand of God
26 mins	Player Name 13757	scuffed a penalty
27 mins	Xavier Money	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
30 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a dink right on the goal line
31 mins	Player Name 13743	Squabbling
34 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a header from the penalty area
35 mins	Player Name 13757	with the hand of God
37 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
38 mins	Robin Banks 1	Spitting
41 mins	Ariel Hassle	with the bumcheek of God
44 mins	Ariel Hassle	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
45 mins	Player Name 13757	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
48 mins	Ariel Hassle	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
49 mins	Player Name 13751	Annoying the referee
51 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a spectacular bicycle kick
54 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a flick on
59 mins	Player Name 13747	from a throw in
61 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
64 mins	Xavier Money	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
66 mins	Player Name 13743	Fighting with fans
67 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
71 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a great volley from 10 yards out
74 mins	Player Name 13757	with a belter from the halfway line
74 mins	Jim Nasium	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
77 mins	Jim Nasium	Repeated diving
77 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
80 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
83 mins	Ariel Hassle	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
86 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
88 mins	Xavier Money	scuffed a penalty
89 mins	Player Name 13756	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

star junior united fc taught Mersey Whites a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 25 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
star junior united fc's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Player Name 13758's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Mersey Whites's Player Name 13742 is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
An impressive attacking display. star junior united fc are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
There are less suitable formations for Mersey Whites's squad than 3 2 2 3, but mark huupo would be advised to ignore those too.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Ariel Hassle, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
The only way Mersey Whites could have hoped to stop this rampant star junior united fc side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

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