Match Report

	(10) 21	-	(3) 4
Flitwick Felons				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Adam Meway 4, 8, 16, 24, 28, 45, 53, 60, 63, 70, 80, 84 Harry Kane 12, 20, 67, 77 Telly Vision 37 Danny Rose XI 41 Moussa Dembele XI 49 David Ginola XI 57, 87		Robin Banks 23, 34, 43, 54

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	Diamond
42	Possession	58
21	Shots	13
13	Fouls	9
4	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Strap		43
2	M.Tarrico		47
3	T.King Xi	(25)	47
4	A.Hugnkiss		0
5	D.Rose XI	(56)	47
6	T.Vision	(57)	47
7	M.Dembele XI		48
8	A.Hassle	(60)	45
9	G.Biz XI		44
10	H.Kane	(84)	48
11	A.Meway		48
12	P.Robbo XI		0
13	G.Mabutt XI		0
14	J.Credible	(60)	46
15	D.Ginola XI	(57)	48
16	F.Furter		0

	1	P.Name 64909		34
	2	P.Name 64903		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Adam Meway	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
8 mins	Adam Meway	with a belter from the halfway line
12 mins	Harry Kane	with a flick on
12 mins	Robin Banks	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Adam Meway	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
20 mins	Harry Kane	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
23 mins	Robin Banks	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
24 mins	Adam Meway	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
25 mins	The King Xi	Shirt pulling
28 mins	Adam Meway	with a header from the penalty area
32 mins	Harry Kane	scuffed a penalty
34 mins	Robin Banks	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
37 mins	Telly Vision	from the dressing room
41 mins	Danny Rose XI	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
43 mins	Robin Banks	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
45 mins	Adam Meway	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
49 mins	Moussa Dembele XI	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
53 mins	Adam Meway	from the dressing room
54 mins	Robin Banks	from the dressing room
56 mins	Danny Rose XI	Shirt pulling
56 mins	Bo Nessround	A mild concussion
57 mins	Jim Nasium	Repeated fouling
57 mins	Telly Vision	A mild concussion
57 mins	David Ginola XI	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
60 mins	Flitwick Felons	changed from Passing to Continental
60 mins	Flitwick Felons	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Adam Meway	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
63 mins	Adam Meway	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
67 mins	Harry Kane	with a powerful header into the top corner
70 mins	Adam Meway	from the dressing room
73 mins	Harry Kane	blasted a penalty into row z
77 mins	Harry Kane	with the hand of God
80 mins	Adam Meway	with a great volley from 10 yards out
84 mins	Harry Kane	Obstruction
84 mins	Adam Meway	with a great solo effort
87 mins	David Ginola XI	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Harry Kane	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

Flitwick Felons ran rings round We Play Like Girls leaving them in tatters after a humbling 21 - 4 beating. You get the feeling they even took their foot off the gas to spare further blushes.
sam o_neill needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
After missing this victory, Gary Mabutt XI could come to see his "being dumped by his girlfriend. " excuse end his career.
It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Player Name 64909 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Give the We Play Like Girls strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Big girl's blouse Telly Vision is out for 2 weeks because of a mild concussion which he says: "Really really hurts."
"It's not good enough," fumed We Play Like Girls boss sam o_neill during a radio interview after the game. "Getting tuned over like that. What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio."
It would have been kinder all round if Flitwick Felons paid for the local vet to come and put We Play Like Girls out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

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