Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(6) 12
Hammer Legends				Nortee
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Wayne Deer 16 Robin Banks 43, 67 Chanda Lear 53		Carl Arm 11 Samson Night 24 Shirley Knot 29, 38, 56 Midas Well 33, 45, 51 (pen), 61 (pen), 78 Carl Arm 66 Ben Dover 72

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 3 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	18
14	Fouls	9
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Hislop		48
2	L.Lyde	(29)	47
3	A.Sapple		46
4	J.Nasium	(56)	44
5	H.Seek		46
6	B.Frapples		0
7	W.Deer		47
8	R.Banks		43
9	J.Case	(82)	46
10	D.Druff		45
11	C.Lear		47
12	B.Nessround		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	W.Dipoo		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	T.Cottee**		0

1	A.Tricity		48
2	C.Arm	(74)	48
3	U.Daway		0
4	D.Lect		48
5	F.Bisceps		48
6	B.Arrow		48
7	S.Night		48
8	C.Arm	(37)	48
9	S.Knot		48
10	M.Well		48
11	B.Dover		48
12	D.Tater		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	T.Vision		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Midas Well	blasted a penalty into row z
11 mins	Carl Arm	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
16 mins	Wayne Deer	from a corner
24 mins	Samson Night	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
29 mins	Lance Lyde	Head butting
29 mins	Shirley Knot	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Nortee	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
33 mins	Midas Well	with a strike from the left wing
37 mins	Carl Arm	Interfering with an opponent
38 mins	Shirley Knot	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
43 mins	Robin Banks	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
45 mins	Midas Well	from a free kick
51 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Chanda Lear	with a spectacular bicycle kick
56 mins	Jim Nasium	Faking injury
56 mins	Shirley Knot	with a flick on
60 mins	Nortee	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
61 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Carl Arm	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
67 mins	Robin Banks	with a powerful header into the top corner
72 mins	Ben Dover	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
74 mins	Carl Arm	No apparent reason
78 mins	Midas Well	with a dink right on the goal line
82 mins	Justin Case	Spitting

Match Report

For the entire 90 minutes almost everything Nortee touched turned to goals. They not only ran Hammer Legends off the park with a 12 - 4 massacre, but chased them all the way home after the final whistle too.
Nortee's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Nortee rang rings around Hammer Legends. And they took the ball with them every time.
There must be a reason why Hammer Legends manager Nigel Coombs insists on continuing to play the woeful Shakka Hislop in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
Nortee's attackers are a constant threat, as you could tell from the nervous wrecks they's made of the Hammer Legends defence within 20 minutes.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Nortee's . .. is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 3 3 formation.
"I've been mugged!" grumbled Nigel Coombs after this defeat. The police weren't taking his claims seriously.
You'd think at 12 - 4 Nortee would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave Hammer Legends shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

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