Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(6) 13
Flitwick Felons				Wherearewe
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Harry Kane 15, 29, 72, 86 (pen) Gee Biz XI 58		Manuel Labor 12, 23 Xavier Money 17, 45, 56, 89 Gary Mabutt XI 29 (og) Sheri Cola 34, 66, 73 Bowen Arrow 61, 84 Amanda Hugnkiss 78 (og)

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 4 2
55	Possession	45
13	Shots	13
16	Fouls	13
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.Strap		43
2	M.Tarrico		47
3	T.King Xi	(29)	47
4	A.Hugnkiss	(49)	46
5	D.Rose XI		47
6	T.Vision		47
7	M.Dembele XI		0
8	A.Hassle		0
9	G.Biz XI		44
10	H.Kane		48
11	A.Meway		0
12	P.Robbo XI		0
13	G.Mabutt XI	(29) (75)	48
14	J.Credible		0
15	D.Ginola XI		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	L.Briccant		48
2	B.Weiser	(59)	48
3	W.Leggrowbach		48
4	S.Cola		48
5	L.Stooth	(75)	48
6	W.Deer		48
7	W.Bago		48
8	A.Hassle		48
9	B.Arrow		48
10	M.Labor	(49)	48
11	X.Money		48
12	A.Hassle	(49)	48
13	V.Veeta		0
14	W.Deer		0
15	H.Annsaw		0
16	E.Dover		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Xavier Money	blasted a penalty into row z
12 mins	Manuel Labor	with a belter from the halfway line
15 mins	Harry Kane	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
17 mins	Xavier Money	with a great chip from the left wing
23 mins	Manuel Labor	with a strike from the left wing
29 mins	The King Xi	A mild concussion
29 mins	Harry Kane	with a powerful header into the top corner
29 mins	Gary Mabutt XI	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
34 mins	Sheri Cola	with a dink right on the goal line
39 mins	Bowen Arrow	blasted a penalty into row z
44 mins	Harry Kane	blasted a penalty into row z
45 mins	Xavier Money	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
49 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Spitting
49 mins	Manuel Labor	A mild concussion
51 mins	Xavier Money	blasted a penalty into row z
56 mins	Xavier Money	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
58 mins	Gee Biz XI	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
59 mins	Bud Weiser	Obstruction
61 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a header from the penalty area
66 mins	Sheri Cola	with a belter from the halfway line
72 mins	Harry Kane	with a belter from the halfway line
73 mins	Sheri Cola	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Gary Mabutt XI	Foul and abusive language
75 mins	Lou Stooth	Foul and abusive language
78 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
84 mins	Bowen Arrow	from a throw in
86 mins	Harry Kane	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Xavier Money	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

As far as incentives go, Flitwick Felons could do with one after suffering a torrid time in this embarrassing 13 - 5 massacre by 13 - 5.
The Flitwick Felons squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Christopher ekins ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Adam Meway missed the game due a severe dose of 24-hour flu.
Flitwick Felons could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Applause rang out for their forwards, Wherearewe have more attacking options than a mugger with a Swiss Army knife.
Gary Mabutt XI and Lou Stooth had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Most of Wherearewe clearly thought 4 4 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for," enthused Manuel Labor of his boss Billy Belch.
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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