Match Report

	(12) 25	-	(1) 4
Wolverton Real FC nd				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Shirley Knot 6, 15, 84 BrightonJNR Early 9, 12, 18, 36, 40, 49, 53, 56, 77 Dwayne Pipes 21, 30, 33 (pen), 59, 62, 65, 86, 89 Player Name 23343 24 (og) Ewan Whatarmy 43, 74, 80 Robin Meeblind 68		Player Name 23357 36, 54, 71 Player Name 23358 87

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	Christmas Tree
68	Possession	32
25	Shots	8
4	Fouls	9
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Psycho	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Choke	47
2	A.Tricity	44
3	S.Knot	48
4	O.Whackew	43
5	B.Free	48
6	A.Sapple	43
7	A.Luminum	47
8	R.Meeblind	46
9	E.Whatarmy	44
10	D.Pipes	47
11	B.Early	47
12	D.Buratto	0
13	L.DeHand	0
14	R.Ingleaves	0
15	A.Sapple	0
16	H.Mungous	0

1	P.Name 23342	(38)	27
2	P.Name 23343		32
3	P.Name 23346		0
4	P.Name 23347		0
5	P.Name 23351		25
6	P.Name 23353	(60)	30
7	P.Name 23356		29
8	P.Name 23357	(77)	42
9	P.Name 23358		25
10	P.Name 23350		0
11	P.Name 23354		30
12	P.Name 23352	(77)	44
13	P.Name 23344		0
14	P.Name 23341		0
15	P.Name 23355		0
16	P.Name 23349	(38)	36


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Dwayne Pipes	blasted a penalty into row z
6 mins	Shirley Knot	with a belter from his own half
9 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a great volley from 10 yards out
12 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Shirley Knot	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
18 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a belter from the halfway line
19 mins	Player Name 23357	blasted a penalty into row z
21 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
24 mins	Player Name 23343	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
27 mins	Dwayne Pipes	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from the dressing room
33 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a flick on
36 mins	Player Name 23357	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
38 mins	Player Name 23342	A mild concussion
40 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a header from the penalty area
43 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a brave flying header
46 mins	Dwayne Pipes	blasted a penalty into row z
49 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a belter from the halfway line
53 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a belter from his own half
54 mins	Player Name 23357	with a thunderous shot from distance
56 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
59 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from a goal kick
60 mins	Player Name 23353	Unsporting behaviour
62 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
65 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with the bumcheek of God
68 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a thunderous shot from distance
71 mins	Dwayne Pipes	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Player Name 23357	with a header from the penalty area
74 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
77 mins	Player Name 23357	A mild concussion
77 mins	BrightonJNR Early	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
80 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
84 mins	Shirley Knot	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
86 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from the dressing room
87 mins	Player Name 23358	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
89 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

Not so much a competitive game of football as a 90-minute target practise session for Wolverton Real FC nd who battered the We Play Like Girls goal finding the target more often than not for a 25 - 4 rout.
jon piper, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Wolverton Real FC nd won every loose ball going. They'd have even won it in a raffle no matter how many tickets you sold.
We Play Like Girls. Hahahahahaha. Player Name 23343. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
"Play Attacking!" barked both managers in unison as the game kicked off, shame only one team could respond to the touchline instructions.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Christmas Tree was a good stab, unfortunately for Dnuma Llovsnej most of his squad are best on the bench.
"Someone in this team will have to grab the ball by the horns if we're going to get anything out of this season," huffed manager Dnuma Llovsnej following his side's poor showing.
If two Greeks were watching a game this bad they'd have difficulty in understanding why We Play Like Girls took such a beating. It would have been all English to them.

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