Match Report

	(14) 26	-	(1) 5
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9074 3, 11, 20, 26, 40, 49 Player Name 9070 5, 23, 55 Player Name 9077 8, 29, 88 Player Name 9067 14, 37, 79 Player Name 9076 17, 43, 46, 58, 64 Player Name 9078 35, 70, 85 Player Name 9066 73 Player Name 9073 76 Player Name 9072 82		Player Name 74611 35 Player Name 74617 47 Player Name 74616 59 Player Name 74610 70 Player Name 74618 82

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
26	Shots	5
10	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 9062		49
2	P.Name 9063		39
3	P.Name 9066	(43)	35
4	P.Name 9067		45
5	P.Name 9071		33
6	P.Name 9073		40
7	P.Name 9076		46
8	P.Name 9077		43
9	P.Name 9078		39
10	P.Name 9070		30
11	P.Name 9074	(72)	28
12	P.Name 9072	(72)	39
13	P.Name 9064		0
14	P.Name 9061		0
15	P.Name 9075		0
16	P.Name 9069		0

1	P.Name 74602		30
2	P.Name 74603		0
3	P.Name 74606		0
4	P.Name 74607		32
5	P.Name 74611		32
6	P.Name 74613		31
7	P.Name 74616	(72)	29
8	P.Name 74617		40
9	P.Name 74618		26
10	P.Name 74610		34
11	P.Name 74614		0
12	P.Name 74612		0
13	P.Name 74604		0
14	P.Name 74601		0
15	P.Name 74615		0
16	P.Name 74609		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 9074	with a header from the penalty area
5 mins	Player Name 9070	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
8 mins	Player Name 9077	from a corner
11 mins	Player Name 9074	with a belter from the halfway line
13 mins	Player Name 74602	scuffed a penalty
14 mins	Player Name 9067	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
17 mins	Player Name 9076	with a belter from his own half
20 mins	Player Name 9074	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
23 mins	Player Name 9070	with a dink right on the goal line
26 mins	Player Name 9074	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
29 mins	Player Name 9077	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
35 mins	Player Name 9078	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
35 mins	Player Name 74611	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
37 mins	Player Name 9067	with a belter from his own half
40 mins	Player Name 9074	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
43 mins	Player Name 9066	Indecent exposure
43 mins	Player Name 9076	with a strike from the left wing
46 mins	Player Name 9076	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
47 mins	Player Name 74617	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
49 mins	Player Name 9074	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
52 mins	Player Name 9062	scuffed a penalty
55 mins	Player Name 9070	with a great chip from the left wing
58 mins	Player Name 9076	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
59 mins	Player Name 74616	with a brave flying header
61 mins	Player Name 9062	blasted a penalty into row z
64 mins	Player Name 9076	with a brave flying header
67 mins	Player Name 9062	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Player Name 9078	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
70 mins	Player Name 74610	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
72 mins	Player Name 74616	Squabbling
72 mins	Player Name 9074	A mild concussion
73 mins	Player Name 9066	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
76 mins	Player Name 9073	with a header from the penalty area
79 mins	Player Name 9067	from the dressing room
82 mins	Player Name 9072	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
82 mins	Player Name 74618	from a corner
85 mins	Player Name 9078	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
88 mins	Player Name 9077	with a flick on

Match Report

When a team finds themselves taking a 26 - 5 hiding something has clearly gone very, very wrong. In the case of We Play Like Girls's humbling at the fast feet of We Play Like Girls it all went wrong.
What a tactician We Play Like Girls manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Player Name 74614's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
A spectacular strike with a flick on sealed Player Name 9077's hat trick for We Play Like Girls.
We Play Like Girls's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Player Name 9074 sustained a mild concussion after a nasty tackle. It'll keep him out of the team for the next 2 weeks.
"It was a good win for us," offered We Play Like Girls midfielder Player Name 9074. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 26 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like We Play Like Girls is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Windy

Muddy Pitch