Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(12) 24
Mersey Whites				kevins arsenal
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 13747 15, 74 Player Name 13755 28 Player Name 13756 42 Player Name 13750 55 Player Name 13757 65, 83		Daryl Lect 3, 6, 12, 15, 21, 27, 42, 46, 49, 55, 59, 70, 76, 84, 87 Ben Crobbery 9, 36, 52 Val Veeta 18, 73, 80 Player Name 13747 30 (og) Winnie Dipoo 39 Jacques Strap 63

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	4 3 3
42	Possession	58
10	Shots	24
12	Fouls	16
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	2
2	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 13742		0
2	P.Name 13743	(13)	34
3	P.Name 13746	(29)	30
4	P.Name 13747	(54)	34
5	P.Name 13751		39
6	P.Name 13753		31
7	P.Name 13756	(51)	38
8	P.Name 13757		43
9	P.Name 13758		0
10	P.Name 13750		35
11	P.Name 13754		0
12	P.Name 13752	(63) (51)	41
13	P.Name 13744		0
14	P.Name 13741		0
15	P.Name 13755	(13)	38
16	P.Name 13749	(63)	33

1	A.Luminum		45
2	V.Veeta		30
3	E.Roids	(25,51)	34
4	T.Burr	(36,88)	35
5	D.Tater	(36)	27
6	C.Terbocks		33
7	J.Strap		28
8	D.Tater		27
9	W.Dipoo		29
10	B.Crobbery		30
11	D.Lect		27
12	M.Labor		0
13	S.Manilla		0
14	S.Pitt		0
15	F.Bisceps		0
16	T.Vision		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Daryl Lect	from the dressing room
6 mins	Daryl Lect	with a powerful header into the top corner
9 mins	Ben Crobbery	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
12 mins	Daryl Lect	with a lovely move from the right wing
13 mins	Player Name 13743	A mild concussion
15 mins	Player Name 13747	from a throw in
15 mins	Daryl Lect	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
18 mins	Val Veeta	with the hand of God
21 mins	Daryl Lect	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
25 mins	Emma Roids	Obstruction
27 mins	Daryl Lect	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	Player Name 13755	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
29 mins	Player Name 13746	Foul and abusive language
30 mins	Player Name 13747	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
36 mins	Tim Burr	Being high as a kite
36 mins	Dick Tater	Being high as a kite
36 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
39 mins	Winnie Dipoo	from a goal kick
42 mins	Player Name 13756	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
42 mins	Daryl Lect	from the dressing room
46 mins	Daryl Lect	from the dressing room
49 mins	Daryl Lect	with a great solo effort
51 mins	Emma Roids	Punching the referee
51 mins	Player Name 13756	A mild concussion
52 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a great volley from 10 yards out
54 mins	Player Name 13747	Squabbling
55 mins	Player Name 13750	with the hand of God
55 mins	Daryl Lect	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
59 mins	Daryl Lect	with a brave flying header
63 mins	Player Name 13752	A broken collar bone
63 mins	Jacques Strap	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
65 mins	Player Name 13757	from a free kick
66 mins	Al Luminum	blasted a penalty into row z
70 mins	Daryl Lect	with a header from the penalty area
73 mins	Val Veeta	with the hand of God
74 mins	Player Name 13747	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Player Name 13755	A broken finger
76 mins	Daryl Lect	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
80 mins	Val Veeta	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
83 mins	Player Name 13757	with a brave flying header
84 mins	Daryl Lect	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
87 mins	Daryl Lect	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
88 mins	Tim Burr	Scrapping

Match Report

If this game had lasted any longer, kevins arsenal's goal tally would have looked more like a phone number. Mersey Whites should be thankful they kept it to only 24 - 7.
mark huupo must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Mersey Whites off training will help.
Player Name 13744 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Mersey Whites's Player Name 13747 thought he'd play safe . Turned out as safe as Pete Townsend's credit card details. An own goal then.
Scouts were seen watching kevins arsenal's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
kevins arsenal player Emma Roids collected a red card and another club fine. He's single handedly financing the new training ground.
2 kevins arsenal players were still buzzing and were shown yellow cards during the match for repeatedly telling the opposition they loved them.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 3 3 formation look impressive, kevins arsenal however make it look very ordinary.
There's going to be some harsh words in the Mersey Whites camp if their season is going to improve.
At the end of the day, you get the feeling the damage could have been a lot worse. And if this is a kevins arsenal side not yet playing at full tilt, the rest of the division better beware.

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