Match Report

	(8) 17	-	(3) 6
star junior united fc				Green Ducks
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Ariel Hassle 8, 12, 17, 27, 36, 45, 49, 53, 62, 66, 71, 80 Joe Czarfunee 32 Xavier Money 40, 76 Otto Whackew 58 Robin Banks 1 89		Player Name 57376 12, 60 Player Name 57378 24 (pen), 35, 73 Player Name 57364 85

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	4 2 4
62	Possession	38
17	Shots	9
9	Fouls	17
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew		48
2	J.Czarfunee		48
3	W.Bago		48
4	B.Free 1	(45)	45
5	O.Whackew		48
6	V.Crow		46
7	N.Ovtime		48
8	H.First	(40)	48
9	J.Nasium	(23)	46
10	X.Money		48
11	A.Hassle	(82)	45
12	R.Banks 1	(45)	47
13	L.Lyde 1	(82)	44
14	B.Crobbery		0
15	T.Urchips	(23)	48
16	K.Dewitt		0

1	P.Name 57361		30
2	P.Name 57365		0
3	P.Name 57363	(23,63)	33
4	P.Name 57364		26
5	P.Name 57367		0
6	P.Name 57372		44
7	P.Name 57373		32
8	P.Name 57376		29
9	P.Name 57377		0
10	P.Name 57379		0
11	P.Name 57378	(76)	24
12	P.Name 57369		0
13	P.Name 57366		0
14	P.Name 57360		0
15	P.Name 57375		0
16	P.Name 57370	(76)	32


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Xavier Money	scuffed a penalty
8 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
12 mins	Ariel Hassle	with the bumcheek of God
12 mins	Player Name 57376	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
17 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
23 mins	Player Name 57363	Squabbling
23 mins	Jim Nasium	A mild concussion
24 mins	Player Name 57378	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
32 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
35 mins	Player Name 57378	with a powerful header into the top corner
36 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
40 mins	Hugo First	Squabbling
40 mins	Xavier Money	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
45 mins	Bjorn Free 1	A broken thumb
45 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a powerful header into the top corner
49 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
53 mins	Ariel Hassle	with the hand of God
58 mins	Otto Whackew	with a great chip from the left wing
60 mins	Player Name 57376	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
62 mins	Ariel Hassle	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
63 mins	Player Name 57363	Unsporting behaviour
66 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a dink right on the goal line
71 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a lovely move from the right wing
73 mins	Player Name 57378	with a great volley from 10 yards out
76 mins	Player Name 57378	A sprained wrist
76 mins	Xavier Money	with a great solo effort
80 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
82 mins	Ariel Hassle	A broken finger
85 mins	Xavier Money	scuffed a penalty
85 mins	Player Name 57364	with a great volley from 10 yards out
89 mins	Robin Banks 1	from a corner

Match Report

star junior united fc were in a different league to Green Ducks in this 17 - 6 hammering. Soon they will be in a different league quite literally.
Krombopulos Michael must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Manager Krombopulos Michael was left with an up hill struggle today with 3 players missing. After today's result they're not going to be popular if they show for training on Tuesday night.
It was such a bad match for Green Ducks goalie Player Name 57361 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
At every opportunity star junior united fc's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
There are less suitable formations for Green Ducks's squad than 4 2 4, but Krombopulos Michael would be advised to ignore those too.
"Before we went out there I told the boys that I could see the carrot at the end of the tunnel," Andy morini told the gathering press after the match. "You see, I promise results, not promises."
It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. star junior united fc seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than Green Ducks look like scoring all season.

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