Match Report

	(12) 25	-	(2) 4
Nortee				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Ben Dover 3, 17, 28, 33, 39, 44, 51, 64, 67, 82, 87 Carl Arm 8, 85 Samson Night 20 Midas Well 23, 36, 47 (pen), 61, 70, 76 Shirley Knot 25, 41, 58, 90 Bowen Arrow 79		Player Name 74617 19, 49 Player Name 74616 32 Player Name 74614 78

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
25	Shots	5
10	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		48
2	C.Arm	(90)	48
3	U.Daway		48
4	D.Lect		48
5	F.Bisceps		48
6	B.Arrow		48
7	S.Night		48
8	C.Arm		48
9	S.Knot		48
10	M.Well		48
11	B.Dover		48
12	D.Tater		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	T.Vision		0

1	P.Name 74602		0
2	P.Name 74603	(90)	32
3	P.Name 74606		0
4	P.Name 74607		0
5	P.Name 74611		32
6	P.Name 74613		31
7	P.Name 74616		29
8	P.Name 74617		40
9	P.Name 74618		26
10	P.Name 74610		34
11	P.Name 74614		28
12	P.Name 74612		0
13	P.Name 74604		0
14	P.Name 74601		0
15	P.Name 74615		0
16	P.Name 74609		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Ben Dover	from a throw in
6 mins	Midas Well	scuffed a penalty
8 mins	Carl Arm	from a corner
11 mins	Midas Well	scuffed a penalty
17 mins	Ben Dover	with a spectacular bicycle kick
19 mins	Player Name 74617	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
20 mins	Samson Night	with a great volley from 10 yards out
23 mins	Midas Well	from a corner
25 mins	Shirley Knot	with the hand of God
28 mins	Ben Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
30 mins	Nortee	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
32 mins	Player Name 74616	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
33 mins	Ben Dover	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
36 mins	Midas Well	from a free kick
39 mins	Ben Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
41 mins	Shirley Knot	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
44 mins	Ben Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Player Name 74617	with a great volley from 10 yards out
51 mins	Ben Dover	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
54 mins	Midas Well	scuffed a penalty
58 mins	Shirley Knot	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	Nortee	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
61 mins	Midas Well	with a great chip from the left wing
64 mins	Ben Dover	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
67 mins	Ben Dover	with a great volley from 10 yards out
70 mins	Midas Well	with a thunderous shot from distance
73 mins	Midas Well	blasted a penalty into row z
76 mins	Midas Well	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
78 mins	Player Name 74614	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
79 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
82 mins	Ben Dover	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
85 mins	Carl Arm	from a throw in
87 mins	Ben Dover	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	Carl Arm	Unsporting behaviour
90 mins	Player Name 74603	No apparent reason
90 mins	Shirley Knot	with a brave flying header

Match Report

Nortee ran rings round We Play Like Girls for 90 minutes stopping more than occasionally to score. More than occasionally? How about 25 - 4?
When Nortee's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Nortee took the ball from under the noses of We Play Like Girls at every opportunity.
The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Player Name 74602 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Don't ask We Play Like Girls's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 2 3 2 1 2, but Daniel Adamson would be advised to ignore those too.
"I strongly believe that the first 90 minutes are the most important," offered Daniel Adamson following his team's defeat."We'd do well in future to remember that."
After his shocking performance, We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 74602 admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Hard Pitch