Match Report

	(10) 21	-	(1) 3
Tiptop Warriors				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Fred West 9, 13, 16, 20, 31, 35, 43 (pen), 69, 73, 80, 87 Charles Chi-Tat Ng 24, 39, 76 Jeffrey Dahmer 28 Albert Fish 47 Robin Meeblind 54, 62 Warren Piece 58, 66 Josef Fritzel 84		Player Name 23350 40 Player Name 23358 58 Player Name 23356 78

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	Christmas Tree
68	Possession	32
22	Shots	9
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	J.Ripper		48
2	A.Fish	(90)	48
3	P.Lopez		0
4	J.Dahmer		45
5	R.Meeblind		48
6	J.Fritzel		46
7	C.Chi-Tat Ng		47
8	W.Piece		46
9	C.Manson		48
10	R.West		0
11	F.West		48
12	D.Nilsen		0
13	J.Pomeroy		0
14	W.Gacy		0
15	E.Kemper		0
16	M.Hindley		0

1	P.Name 23342		27
2	P.Name 23343		0
3	P.Name 23346		0
4	P.Name 23347		33
5	P.Name 23351	(90)	25
6	P.Name 23353		30
7	P.Name 23356		29
8	P.Name 23357		42
9	P.Name 23358		25
10	P.Name 23350		32
11	P.Name 23354		0
12	P.Name 23352		0
13	P.Name 23344		0
14	P.Name 23341		0
15	P.Name 23355		0
16	P.Name 23349		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tiptop Warriors	changed from Normal to Psycho
5 mins	Fred West	blasted a penalty into row z
9 mins	Fred West	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
13 mins	Fred West	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
16 mins	Fred West	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
19 mins	Player Name 23353	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Fred West	with a great chip from the left wing
24 mins	Charles Chi-Tat Ng	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
28 mins	Jeffrey Dahmer	with a great chip from the left wing
31 mins	Fred West	with the hand of God
35 mins	Fred West	with a brave flying header
39 mins	Charles Chi-Tat Ng	with a belter from the halfway line
40 mins	Player Name 23350	with a powerful header into the top corner
43 mins	Fred West	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	Albert Fish	with a thunderous shot from distance
51 mins	Robin Meeblind	blasted a penalty into row z
54 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
58 mins	Warren Piece	from a corner
58 mins	Player Name 23358	with a spectacular bicycle kick
62 mins	Robin Meeblind	from a throw in
66 mins	Warren Piece	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
69 mins	Fred West	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
73 mins	Fred West	with a great solo effort
76 mins	Charles Chi-Tat Ng	with a belter from his own half
78 mins	Player Name 23356	with the bumcheek of God
80 mins	Fred West	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
84 mins	Josef Fritzel	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
87 mins	Fred West	from the dressing room
90 mins	Albert Fish	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Player Name 23351	Spitting

Match Report

Tiptop Warriors must be wondering if We Play Like Girls were the local old folks' home in disguise after they stuffed them with a 21 - 3 lesson in scoring goals at will.
Dnuma Llovsnej clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
Player Name 23349 decided to give the game a miss because he had hiccups.
We Play Like Girls are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 23342 should be locked up.
An almighty performance by Tiptop Warriors's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in Christmas Tree formation we're still looking for it.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented striker Fred West, "We can win against anyone on this kind of form. unless someone beats us."
Carry on in this vein and We Play Like Girls will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Normal Pitch