Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(5) 9
star junior united fc				Flitwick Felons
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Bowen Arrow 8 Tate Urchips 21 Nick Ovtime 36 Xavier Money 60, 82 (pen) Hugo First 72		Adam Meway 8, 40, 88 Danny Rose XI 16 Telly Vision 24, 32 Harry Kane 57, 65, 72

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2
33	Possession	67
6	Shots	13
14	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew		48
2	J.Czarfunee	(61)	48
3	W.Bago		48
4	E.Dover		48
5	O.Whackew		48
6	H.First		48
7	N.Ovtime		48
8	R.Banks 1		47
9	T.Urchips		48
10	X.Money		48
11	B.Arrow		48
12	B.Crobbery		0
13	K.Dewitt		0
14	R.Cranium		0
15	J.Nasium		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	J.Strap		43
2	M.Tarrico		47
3	T.King Xi	(60)	47
4	A.Hugnkiss		46
5	D.Rose XI		47
6	T.Vision		47
7	M.Dembele XI	(60)	48
8	A.Hassle	(60)	45
9	G.Biz XI		44
10	H.Kane	(57)	48
11	A.Meway		48
12	P.Robbo XI		0
13	G.Mabutt XI	(60)	48
14	J.Credible	(60)	46
15	D.Ginola XI	(60)	48
16	F.Furter		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Bowen Arrow	from the dressing room
8 mins	Adam Meway	with a belter from the halfway line
16 mins	Danny Rose XI	with a great volley from 10 yards out
21 mins	Tate Urchips	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
24 mins	Telly Vision	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
32 mins	Telly Vision	with a great solo effort
36 mins	Nick Ovtime	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
40 mins	Adam Meway	with a powerful header into the top corner
48 mins	Xavier Money	scuffed a penalty
48 mins	Harry Kane	blasted a penalty into row z
57 mins	Harry Kane	Indecent exposure
57 mins	Harry Kane	with a dink right on the goal line
60 mins	Flitwick Felons	changed from Passing to Continental
60 mins	Flitwick Felons	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Xavier Money	with a belter from the halfway line
61 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Obstruction
61 mins	Mauriccio Tarrico	A mild concussion
65 mins	Harry Kane	with a great chip from the left wing
72 mins	Hugo First	with a header from the penalty area
72 mins	Harry Kane	with a great chip from the left wing
80 mins	Harry Kane	blasted a penalty into row z
82 mins	Xavier Money	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Adam Meway	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

A tidy 9 - 6 win over star junior united fc saw Flitwick Felons take the points.
Andy morini clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
There's no excuse to miss a game. Val Crow missed this game with the excuse "a dirty weekend. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
Hat trick hero Adam Meway was unlucky to end the game with only three goals in the bank. It could have been a whole lot worse for star junior united fc if he had an ounce of talent.
star junior united fc tried batoning down the hatches but Flitwick Felons's well-timed counter attacking runs saw them through.
Most of Flitwick Felons clearly thought 4 4 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," claimed Flitwick Felons midfielder Moussa Dembele XI.
Luck? Skill? Call it what you like, three points in the bag isn't to be sniffed at and with this result under their belt, Flitwick Felons should finish the season looking rather comfortable.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Normal

Soft Pitch