Match Report

	(6) 14	-	(4) 8
Hammer Legends				kevins arsenal
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Chanda Lear 6, 13, 20, 27, 46, 69, 73, 76, 85 Wayne Deer 33, 40, 89 Justin Case 52 Manuel Labor 61 (og)		Ben Crobbery 8, 32, 49, 87 Dick Tater 23 Val Veeta 41 Jim Nasium 58 (og) Val Veeta 69

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 3 3
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	8
10	Fouls	20
4	Yellow Cards	5
0	Red Cards	3
6	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Hislop		48
2	L.Lyde		47
3	A.Sapple	(32)	46
4	J.Nasium	(44)	44
5	H.Seek	(66)	46
6	B.Frapples	(64)	44
7	W.Deer		47
8	R.Banks		43
9	J.Case		46
10	D.Druff		45
11	C.Lear		47
12	B.Nessround		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	W.Dipoo		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	T.Cottee**		0

1	A.Luminum		45
2	V.Veeta	(8,53)	30
3	S.Manilla	(44,64)	28
4	D.Tater	(16,26)	27
5	M.Labor	(75)	29
6	V.Veeta		27
7	J.Strap	(66)	28
8	M.Skeeto		28
9	W.Dipoo		29
10	D.Tater		27
11	B.Crobbery	(35)	30
12	C.Terbocks	(66)	33
13	T.Vision		0
14	S.Pitt		0
15	D.Lect		0
16	T.Burr		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Chanda Lear	with a thunderous shot from distance
8 mins	Val Veeta	Shirt pulling
8 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Chanda Lear	from a corner
15 mins	Al Luminum	blasted a penalty into row z
16 mins	Dick Tater	Squabbling
20 mins	Chanda Lear	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
23 mins	Dick Tater	with a lovely move from the right wing
26 mins	Dick Tater	Unsporting behaviour
27 mins	Chanda Lear	with a great chip from the left wing
32 mins	Adam Sapple	Shirt pulling
32 mins	Ben Crobbery	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
33 mins	Wayne Deer	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
35 mins	Ben Crobbery	Scrapping
40 mins	Wayne Deer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
41 mins	Val Veeta	with a spectacular bicycle kick
44 mins	Sam Manilla	Foul and abusive language
44 mins	Jim Nasium	Foul and abusive language
46 mins	Chanda Lear	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
49 mins	Ben Crobbery	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
52 mins	Justin Case	from a free kick
53 mins	Val Veeta	Squabbling
57 mins	Chanda Lear	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins	Jim Nasium	with an own goal
61 mins	Manuel Labor	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
64 mins	Sam Manilla	Head butting
64 mins	Bob Frapples	Head butting
66 mins	Hayden Seek	Annoying the referee
66 mins	Jacques Strap	A mild concussion
66 mins	Chanda Lear	blasted a penalty into row z
69 mins	Chanda Lear	with the hand of God
69 mins	Val Veeta	with a header from the penalty area
73 mins	Chanda Lear	with a powerful header into the top corner
75 mins	Manuel Labor	No apparent reason
76 mins	Chanda Lear	from a corner
85 mins	Chanda Lear	with a thunderous shot from distance
87 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a goal kick
89 mins	Wayne Deer	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

Hammer Legends put 14 goals into the kevins arsenal net to ensure a 14 - 8 win.
Today Hammer Legends's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
kevins arsenal saw so little of the ball in the second half they started to suspect it was having an affair.
The only hope kevins arsenal have of turning goalie Al Luminum into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Hammer Legends's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
The ref had his work cut booking 12 player in an encounter so dirty if you bought the video it would arrive in brown paper.
Sam Manilla and Bob Frapples were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Hammer Legends's Nigel Coombs is clearly deeply in love with 4 4 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted kevins arsenal manager kevin hadley. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
Convincing the win might have been, but you get the feeling it isn't always going to be this straightforward for Hammer Legends.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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