Match Report

	(6) 9	-	(9) 16
Wherearewe				kevins arsenal
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Bowen Arrow 6 Telly Vision 12 (og) Sheri Cola 19, 39 Ariel Hassle 25, 57, 69 Wayne Deer 32, 51		Moe Skeeto 4, 9, 19, 25, 29, 40, 56, 68, 74, 90 Ben Crobbery 14 Fletcher Bisceps 35 Jacques Strap 45 Dick Tater 62 Tim Burr 79, 85

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 3 3
64	Possession	36
14	Shots	16
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.Briccant		48
2	B.Weiser		48
3	W.Leggrowbach		48
4	S.Cola	(64)	48
5	L.Stooth		48
6	W.Deer		48
7	W.Bago		48
8	A.Hassle		48
9	B.Arrow		48
10	M.Labor		0
11	X.Money		0
12	A.Hassle		0
13	V.Veeta		0
14	W.Deer		0
15	H.Annsaw		0
16	E.Dover		0

1	A.Luminum		45
2	T.Vision		32
3	V.Veeta		30
4	T.Burr		35
5	E.Roids		34
6	U.Daway		43
7	F.Bisceps		32
8	J.Strap	(48)	28
9	D.Tater		27
10	B.Crobbery		30
11	M.Skeeto		28
12	V.Veeta		0
13	D.Tater		0
14	S.Pitt		0
15	D.Lect		0
16	S.Manilla		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Moe Skeeto	from a corner
6 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
9 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
12 mins	Telly Vision	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
14 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a lovely move from the right wing
19 mins	Sheri Cola	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
19 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
25 mins	Ariel Hassle	from a free kick
25 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a header from the penalty area
29 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
32 mins	Wayne Deer	with a great solo effort
35 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
39 mins	Sheri Cola	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
40 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a great volley from 10 yards out
45 mins	Wherearewe	changed from Continental to Passing
45 mins	Wherearewe	changed from Normal to Nutter
45 mins	Wherearewe	changed from 4 4 2 to 4 4 2 Attacking
45 mins	Jacques Strap	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
48 mins	Jacques Strap	Unsporting behaviour
50 mins	Al Luminum	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins	Wayne Deer	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
56 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
57 mins	Ariel Hassle	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Winnie Bago	scuffed a penalty
62 mins	Dick Tater	with a dink right on the goal line
64 mins	Sheri Cola	High kicking
68 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a great volley from 10 yards out
69 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
74 mins	Moe Skeeto	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Wherearewe	changed from Passing to Longball
75 mins	Wherearewe	changed from Nutter to Psycho
79 mins	Tim Burr	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
85 mins	Tim Burr	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Moe Skeeto	from a corner

Match Report

Wherearewe's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result was a 16 - 9 tonking.
Whatever it is kevin hadley is putting in kevins arsenal's water, we'd like some.
Wherearewe's Wayne Deer made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
Where did Wherearewe get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
Wherearewe's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 3 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for kevin hadley most of his squad are best on the bench.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Wherearewe boss Billy Belch. "But we didn't."
Wherearewe call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Windy

Muddy Pitch