The Division Thu, 15 Jan 2026

	(8) 19	-	(10) 15
Mersey Whites				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Player Name 13754 5, 15, 28, 36, 52, 55, 62, 65, 76 Player Name 13751 10 Player Name 13758 20, 48, 58 Player Name 13746 32 Player Name 13753 44 Player Name 13756 72 Jim Nasium 80 (og) Player Name 13757 84, 88		Bill Ding 5, 18, 23, 49, 60 Robin Banks 9 (pen), 14, 27 (pen), 40, 78, 87 Andy Gravity 32 (pen) Player Name 13746 36 (og) Adam Bomb 45, 75

Match Statistics
3 2 2 3		Formation		Diamond
37		Possession		63
19		Shots		17
13		Fouls		6
1		Yellow Cards		0
1		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		4
Passing		Style		Longball
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 13742 0 2 P.Name 13743 0 3 P.Name 13746 (51,75) 30 4 P.Name 13747 (59) 32 5 P.Name 13751 38 6 P.Name 13753 31 7 P.Name 13756 37 8 P.Name 13757 43 9 P.Name 13758 37 10 P.Name 13750 35 11 P.Name 13754 34 12 P.Name 13752 0 13 P.Name 13744 0 14 P.Name 13741 0 15 P.Name 13755 0 16 P.Name 13749 (59) 33		1 P.Name 64909 0 2 P.Name 64903 0

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Player Name 13754	with a powerful header into the top corner
5 mins		Bill Ding	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
9 mins		Robin Banks	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins		Player Name 13751	with a spectacular bicycle kick
14 mins		Robin Banks	with a lovely move from the right wing
15 mins		Player Name 13754	with a great volley from 10 yards out
18 mins		Bill Ding	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
20 mins		Player Name 13758	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins		Daryl Lect	A mild concussion
23 mins		Bill Ding	from a goal kick
27 mins		Robin Banks	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins		Player Name 13754	with a spectacular bicycle kick
32 mins		Player Name 13746	from a goal kick
32 mins		Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins		Player Name 13754	with a great volley from 10 yards out
36 mins		Player Name 13746	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
40 mins		Robin Banks	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
44 mins		Player Name 13753	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
45 mins		Adam Bomb	with the bumcheek of God
48 mins		Player Name 13758	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
49 mins		Bill Ding	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
51 mins		Player Name 13746	Dangerous tackling
51 mins		Alec Tricity	A mild concussion
52 mins		Player Name 13754	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
55 mins		Player Name 13754	from a goal kick
58 mins		Player Name 13758	with a brave flying header
59 mins		Player Name 13747	A broken finger
60 mins		Bill Ding	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
62 mins		Player Name 13754	with a great chip from the left wing
65 mins		Player Name 13754	with a strike from the left wing
68 mins		Player Name 13756	scuffed a penalty
72 mins		Player Name 13756	with a header from the penalty area
75 mins		Player Name 13746	Being drunk
75 mins		Adam Bomb	from a throw in
76 mins		Player Name 13754	with a header from the penalty area
78 mins		Robin Banks	from the dressing room
80 mins		Jim Nasium	with an own goal
82 mins		Andy Gravity	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins		Player Name 13757	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
87 mins		Robin Banks	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
88 mins		Player Name 13757	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

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Match Report

It was one of those games where Mersey Whites just seemed to be enjoying themselves a little too much such was the ease with which they romped home 19 - 15 winners over We Play Like Girls. We Play Like Girls show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality. Chris Mass didn't show for the game because there was a Grand Prix on the telly. And it was a bit too cold outside to be wearing shorts. Mersey Whites's Player Name 13757 could hardly believe his luck, bagging 2 goals during this encounter with We Play Like Girls. A wonderful display of passing by Mersey Whites gave sam o_neill a 90 minute lesson on where his rigidly long ball coaching is lacking. A test his team, suitably, passed. After collecting cards like stamps this season, Mersey Whites player Player Name 13746 was sent off - but not for stamping. Mersey Whites's mark huupo is clearly deeply in love with 3 2 2 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order. "No credit to mark huupo", insisted We Play Like Girls manager, sam o_neill, of his rival. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves. No matter how comfortable Mersey Whites looked here, they shouldn't let it got to their heads. Anyway, a big old arm is comfortable. This is football.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terrence Frisk	Rainy	Soft Pitch